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Birthday present

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A multi-millionare had three sons, coming up to the first sons birthday he asked him what he wanted for his present.

The son asked for a train set, so his dad bought him the East Coast Mainline.

Come the second sons birthday he was asked the same.

I'd like a boat he said, so the old man bought him the QE II.

The third son, on his birthday asked for a cowboy outfit, so daddy bought him the US Marine Corps.
 

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