A multi-millionare had three sons, coming up to the first sons birthday he asked him what he wanted for his present. The son asked for a train set, so his dad bought him the East Coast Mainline. Come the second sons birthday he was asked the same. I'd like a boat he said, so the old man bought him the QE II. The third son, on his birthday asked for a cowboy outfit, so daddy bought him the US Marine Corps.