Right, it's my birthday in a weeks time and the other half has just phoned and excitedly told me he is booking me a sky dive as my present - before erupting into fits of laughter. His mate is part of a display team and has organised for me to do a tandem - well thanks a fcuking lot! I promptly told him if he gets me that as my present he will be sleeping back in the mess accom. I am now being told by everyone to stop being a pussy and just gerron with it. Firstly, how bloody high will it be? And anyone else got some experiences of absolutely awful presents they have received in the past?