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Birthday Honours List

It is `Little Twicers` birthday today (2) and so, in time honoured fashion she has produced her own Birthday Honours List.

Twicer - GC (Granny is Cross), for upsetting Granny at the weekend
DFC (Distinguished Fathering Cross), services to fathering

Mrs Twicer - MBE (Mummy is Brill at Everything), for being nice to me and Tiny Twicer and putting up with Twicer
DSO (Distinguished Services in Oral), for services to Twicer :twisted:

Tiny Twicer (6 months) - UN Medal bar reads `North Wales`, for surviving 6 months with Twicer

This list is by no means exhaustive. Please feel free to add anyone you feel should be honoured in this way, or anyone who should be put forward for inclusion in the New Years Honours List.


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