Birthday Girl For Sale, bit Moody, the Auld Bitch! ;-)

#3
10 guineas , and could you wrap her in Reger please?

Only Baby oil is a bit slippy on the way home :D

Oh , don't forget the steel-tipped stilettoes.

Yum-yum grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
#4
Happy birthday Moody - who's gonna be the lucky chap??
 
#6
A very large maroon beret?

:? 8O
 
#11
Well put her on eBay with the heading As used by PARA/SAS/PTI

That should bump up the price a bit
 
#13
Happy Birthday, you old scutter.

It's mine on Sunday. Same age as you I spect. But not as many kids.

"I want a chocolate one"
 
#15
What do you get the woman who has had everyone for her birthday?

Ummmm no idea, but happy birthday you semi-old woman :D :D
 
#16
scarletto said:
What do you get the woman who has had everyone for her birthday?

Ummmm no idea, but happy birthday you semi-old woman :D :D
Hmmmmm......... I take it in your world a semi is small, pink, wrinkled and floppy if you think 42 is semi-old it is!

Beebs :D
 

Percy_Pigeon

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#18
42 that would be taking a few off.

Happy bithday



Cowbag
 
#19
Q. What do give a woman whos got everything?


A. Peniciline
 
#20
Happy birthday Moody, I'm prepared to believe you're still under thirty, but can I saw your head off and count the rings, just to be sure.

"Trust but verify!" :wink:
 
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