Birthday Girl For Sale, bit Moody, the Auld Bitch! ;-)

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  1. Happy Birthday Moody..... Now what am I offered for one of the sites Blonde Bombshells?

    Beebs x
  2. 10 Goats
  3. 10 guineas , and could you wrap her in Reger please?

    Only Baby oil is a bit slippy on the way home :D

    Oh , don't forget the steel-tipped stilettoes.

    Yum-yum grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  4. Happy birthday Moody - who's gonna be the lucky chap??
  5. 20 shiney pee and a brillopad!

    Can't say fairer than that!

    Edited to add...Oh and Happy Birthday! :D
  6. A very large maroon beret?

    :? 8O
  7. 50p and some pocket fluff
  8. A set of green sh*tty canal keks gift wrapped in an empty crisp packet.
  9. Too late, I have been 3 para

    So do one you hats!
  10. Happy Birthday Moody!

    I'll bid a fiver! (I need somebody to clean my house) :D
  11. Well put her on eBay with the heading As used by PARA/SAS/PTI

    That should bump up the price a bit
  12. Better than your Ebay for sale sign "As seen on Hollyoaks" student caaahnt!
  13. Happy Birthday, you old scutter.

    It's mine on Sunday. Same age as you I spect. But not as many kids.

    "I want a chocolate one"
  14. What do you get the woman who has everything for her birthday?

    nuffing :D

    Beebs ;)
  15. What do you get the woman who has had everyone for her birthday?

    Ummmm no idea, but happy birthday you semi-old woman :D :D