Birthday at basic

#3
Go for it - your DS will probably give you a day off.
Bollocks... Tell him you want the day off...
 
#4
my 18th was the day i deployed on final ex.
most guys get smashed and get laid and go to strip clubs on their significant birthdays. tabbing through brecon was not the way i had imagined spending it.
 
#5
laza said:
my 18th was the day i deployed on final ex.
most guys get smashed and get laid and go to strip clubs on their significant birthdays. tabbing through brecon was not the way i had imagined spending it.
I heard they ordered in cake for you but they could only do so in a foil package for logistical reasons :wink:
 
#6
My 18th coincided with repeated parades up to 11pm when at 11 sigs. I got back to my room, unopened mail, I had prompted parents not to send anything. A4 jiffy bag containing a large bag of maltesers, card said, Love Mum XXX
 
#7
Suck it up. I was in Kosovo for my 21st. My Sqn was doing a charity event, I saw the my birthday in on a rowing machine. The up side was that my troop did the most distance and got 7 crates of Amstel as a prize.
 
#8
Spent most of my birthday just gone in Doha airport going home on R+R due to major delays. Thanks RAF! And thanks for being perfectly on time flying back to the hellhole.
 
#9
spent my 18th on the praries of good ol canadia!!!! slopping up compo for the life guards!!! was the bestest birthday ever...................................................................................................................like fcuk
 
#11
Spent my 18th in Battlecamp at Sennybridge, didn't bother mentioning it, DS called me to an O Group for the 24hr Ambush Phase and gave me a tin of Bacon Grill for my Birthday.... mmmmm Bacon Grill.
 
#14
Spent my 18th as a recruit doing weapons drills... which wasn't so bad until some tw@t lost a mag and the course staff decided to get creative with their "reeducation techniques".
 
#15
Spent my 21st pukeing out the window of an AVGAS bowser, stuck in traffic on the autobahn haveing got pi**** the night before, luckly I was not driving
 
#17
I spent my 18th in Longriggend Young Offenders institution on Remand for Attempted Murder, the guy was in a coma when I was arrested. Even better, he had since made a partial recovery and told the cops it was not me and the guy who had set about him from behind had gone to the police and confessed the day before, but they have to wait to see if his story checked out before releasing any other suspects and it took the dozy tawts 3 days. My 21st included strippers booze and a BJ from my mates 19 year old sister though. Every birthday since I have thought at least I am here as a volunteer not as a prisoner, whether on duty, on exercise (most of my time in)
 
#20
cheese_tits said:
Spent mine at home on Easter leave, luckily my birthday always falls during Easter leave. Cheers for dying near my birthday Jesus.
Always?? Does your birthday constantly move around a 4 week period ??
 
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