Birds

#1
Winter is here & our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. But just remember it's a bit early in the year to expect a swallow!
 
#2
I hope for summat a little different this year, maybe a Nuthatch, ive seen em in the forest but not my garden.
 
#3
I know bird watching has it knockers but one of my friends is an avid twitcher. You should have heard him the other day - "Whoar. Look at that pair of tits.". He ejaculated.
 
#4
I certainly will not, it saves money on feeding the dog.
 
#5
My wife said to me "I fancy getting a boob job, what do you think?? I answered just rub some toilet paper up and down your clevage for a few months.. she said will it work? Well just look at what its done for your arse!!!
 
#6
My wife said to me "I fancy getting a boob job, what do you think?? I answered just rub some toilet paper up and down your clevage for a few months.. she said will it work? Well just look at what its done for your arse!!!
In other news, the Kaiser signed the Armistice.
 
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