Bird Rating

#1
Right Gentlemen it would seem that the OTC board needs more talk about birds.

Indicate an OTC being your own or one visited and score it one to ten. Top and bottoma are

1= 10 foot barge pole just ain't long enough
10= You are on your knees thanking whoever that you have eyes.

Ladies do not feel out please comment.
 
#2
The Largest and God's Own = 10

But what we actually need are pics........ (otherwise I'm phoning Nightventure's Adj and getting him a lifetime of extras  ;D )
 
#4
The Largest and God's Own = 10

But what we actually need are pics........ (otherwise I'm phoning Nightventure's Adj and getting him a lifetime of extras  ;D )
You can try but i am now out his reach heh heh
 
#5
After a few Northern Lights I have noticed that the Edinburgh burrrds are reasonably tangy!

6 / 10

Of course I couldn't comment on the fine flowers that grow on my home patch!  ;D
 
#6
Woopert,

The lack of pictures can only mean two things:

Either your memories of ULOTC have been skewed by beery goggles, and/or they are a bunch of woofters.... ;D

msr
 
#7
Following Northern Lights, must admit that Edinburgh Dancing girls weren't that bad looking.  

As to Queens, There was always a minority of really stunning chicks who would prick tease young and old but wouldn't really put it out- unless of course you had pips!  
The rest ranged from 3 pinters right up to 10 or 11 pints.

Overall score : 6
 
#8
Either your memories of ULOTC have been skewed by beery goggles,
We did have "VC" the Battle Hound (she who only got laid when we paid someone from Bristol to do it post Stonehouse!)

But we made up for it with some stunning lovelies.  8)
 
#9
Last i heard it was pips or stripes  ;D to persusade a certain ocdt to put out   :)
 
#10
Tryin to get photo's. Oh hang does anybody remember the girl who was in FHM a year ago?
 
#14
Bloody hell

Excellent TI  - 9 pages of her lusciousness  ;D

Will revisit it later, when the future Mrs. PTP isn't hovering  :-/
 
#16
I can't

She's already had a major sense of humour failure, about Joely on me desktop.

Anyway, she's about to go out to buy champagne and strawberries and chocolate, and camp out in front of the Wimbledon final all afternoon, so plenty of time to get busy with the Goddess  ;D ;D ;D

Oh, on the subject of chicks and OTC's

Did MTQ with BUOTC , at that time (1999) about 7/10

Cambridge UOTC - a good 8, there were some lovelies there ...
 
#18
Reference the ULOTC girl who appeared in FHM: BBC1, 6th July (last night), "Meet My Folks". Three very civilian blokes go to SP's house and her parents choose which one she goes on holiday with.

Am regretting not getting to know her better now... not only is she gorgeous, but her parents are clearly loaded (and her mum's not bad, too).
 
#19
Leeds 9/10

Holy smoke I did not know she was that infamous
 
#20
(and her mum's not bad, too).
A clear case of "Yummy Mummy"?

Was Roberta Winterton the RLC Lance-Jack who got busted for getting her norks out in the sun and then left to become a glamour model?
 
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