Bird Flu

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The Center for Disease Control has released a list of

    symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the

    following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

    1. High fever

    2. Congestion

    3. Nausea

    4. Fatigue

    5. Aching in the joints

    6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.