Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Jacques_Bustard, Apr 5, 2006.
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Don't panic Mr Mainwaring
Queue media feeding frenzy
Quick, Call Alfred Mc Apline to rebuild Hadrians wall!!!!!
clucking Hell !!!
Perfect timing - just after the government admits there won't be enough soldiers to deal with a state of emergancy in the UK if Bird Flu becomes human transferable.
Fcuk it - Celtic have won the title so I'm dead inside anyway.
H5N1 - come and ahve a go if you think you're hard enough!
Now, please explain. What part of birds that fly and Hadrian's Wall ( about 10' high) don't you understand?
Shoot that pigeon now!
This is what comes of making the swans stand outside for a fag.......
Mangonel - you know that if you want to stand outside for a fag then you only have to go to CC Blooms (allegedly )
Feck! if we can survive the diet, the weather, the english government, our own F'in devolved parliament and the terrible deprivation ... we can survive a shitty little virus that picks on sparrows!
Ah, the old, "double entendre," ploy.
Have you seen the weather out there? It was bound to get flu.
I think its time to nuke Scotland, no don't panick Daily Mail headline tomorow 'EVERYONE IN BRITAIN WILL DIE'
I suggest delivering the dead swan to the offices of the Daily Mail, in order for them to do some authentic research to back up that headline
Don't panic. Don't panic!
Bird Flu in Scotland
We'rrrrre all doomed. Doooooooomed I tell ye!
There's probably a trail of infected swan shite from Dover to Fife.
I knew I'd seen you before. Give us a kiss then big boy
It's aye dreich in East Fife. I don't think cordoning it off will do anyone a damn bit of harm. There are some manky skanks over there who hunt RAF personnel
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