Bird Flu in Scotland

#2
Quick, Call Alfred Mc Apline to rebuild Hadrians wall!!!!!
 
#4
Perfect timing - just after the government admits there won't be enough soldiers to deal with a state of emergancy in the UK if Bird Flu becomes human transferable.
Fcuk it - Celtic have won the title so I'm dead inside anyway.
H5N1 - come and ahve a go if you think you're hard enough!
 

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india-juliet said:
Quick, Call Alfred Mc Apline to rebuild Hadrians wall!!!!!
Now, please explain. What part of birds that fly and Hadrian's Wall ( about 10' high) don't you understand?
 

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Mangonel said:
This is what comes of making the swans stand outside for a fag.......
Mangonel - you know that if you want to stand outside for a fag then you only have to go to CC Blooms (allegedly 8O )
 
#9
Feck! if we can survive the diet, the weather, the english government, our own F'in devolved parliament and the terrible deprivation ... we can survive a shitty little virus that picks on sparrows!
 
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Auld-Yin said:
Mangonel said:
This is what comes of making the swans stand outside for a fag.......
Mangonel - you know that if you want to stand outside for a fag then you only have to go to CC Blooms (allegedly 8O )
Ah, the old, "double entendre," ploy.

Have you seen the weather out there? It was bound to get flu.
 
#12
dan_man said:
I think its time to nuke Scotland, no don't panick Daily Mail headline tomorow 'EVERYONE IN BRITAIN WILL DIE'
I suggest delivering the dead swan to the offices of the Daily Mail, in order for them to do some authentic research to back up that headline :wink:
 
#13
Don't panic. Don't panic!

Bird Flu in Scotland
We'rrrrre all doomed. Doooooooomed I tell ye!

india-juliet said:
Quick, Call Alfred Mc Apline to rebuild Hadrians wall!!!!!
Stupid boy!

There's probably a trail of infected swan shite from Dover to Fife.
 
#14
Auld-Yin said:
Mangonel said:
This is what comes of making the swans stand outside for a fag.......
Mangonel - you know that if you want to stand outside for a fag then you only have to go to CC Blooms (allegedly 8O )
I knew I'd seen you before. Give us a kiss then big boy ;)
 
#15
Mangonel said:
Auld-Yin said:
Mangonel said:
This is what comes of making the swans stand outside for a fag.......
Mangonel - you know that if you want to stand outside for a fag then you only have to go to CC Blooms (allegedly 8O )
Ah, the old, "double entendre," ploy.

Have you seen the weather out there? It was bound to get flu.
It's aye dreich in East Fife. I don't think cordoning it off will do anyone a damn bit of harm. There are some manky skanks over there who hunt RAF personnel :twisted:
 
#20
GDav said:
There are some manky skanks over there who hunt RAF personnel :twisted:
Hunting (and killing ?) crabs... you think this is a bad thing?
 

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