Bird Flu - How do us lads protect ourselves?

#1
So it's finally here, Bird Flu that is ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4881850.stm ). Now as a Happily married with sex on tap Baddaboom I am not too worried, but my poor son of 14 is in great danger, are condoms enough to protect him from 'Bird Flu'? what are the symptoms?

Any help from you Medical types would be welcome, what is everyone else doing to protect themselves? Is this as bad as 'Mad Cows Disease' which seemed to have a monthly infection cycle?


Worried Parent.



J
 
#4
Make sure you take a bird from behined, that way ensuring said birds breathing zone is as far away from yours as necessary. I speak as an expert in such matters
 
#7
Thank you for the advice, which I shall pass on to my first born, but what are the symptoms? large hooped earings? 8" white stillettos? or is there no warning?



J
 
#8
Remember, if her nose starts running, she's full...
 
#9
The initial symptoms may include a loud thumping noise in your head, which comes from the large amplifier in the dropped-suspension, spoiler-toting Nova parked outside...

msr
 
#10
do the symptoms also include not being able to reverse/parallel park the car, watching sh1te soap operas & an undying urge to talk about crap when the football is on the television :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
#11
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
do the symptoms also include not being able to reverse/parallel park the car, watching sh1te soap operas & an undying urge to talk about crap when the football is on the television roll roll roll roll
Worse than that,mate.. you get a vacuam in your head to stop your guts dropping out the gash between your legs
 

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