Bionic arrse!

#3
What happens when they run out of muscle from other parts of his body, will he just be a functioning arrsehole??
 
#5
It would be great fun to go and buy another replacement remote control from Currys / Dixons and be able to operate his vulcan bomb doors to 'open' as he is standing at the bar ordering a pint !!
 
#7
soldier-w said:
The father-of-two is resigned to having the muscles in his bionic bottom replaced every five years.
I bet his missus is warming up the V8 12" strap-on... sans lube!
I bet he is shitt1ng himself. Bionic arse. Absolute classic. Wonder if he'll have any trouble with those clingons. Or like the Bionic Man will his brown eye be bionic?
 
#8
Killaloe said:
It would be great fun to go and buy another replacement remote control from Currys / Dixons and be able to operate his vulcan bomb doors to 'open' as he is standing at the bar ordering a pint !!
Now that would be fuckin funny :twisted:
 
#11
Was thinking if this became a common thing, especially for the ladies you could use it for sexual gratification!
Think of it you could - on command - open it up the when your conkers deep close it up again! Just think of the grip of that thing :wink:
 

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