I got 'unlucky' last night in the fact that I pulled. Round 2 this morning and doing the horizontal jogging again then said.... Turn round love....she had a lovely great big turd hanging out of her arse. Told her "think you may need to pop to the bathroom love" "why"..... "just do it hun, trust me" She then pootled round and slid off the bed leaving the biggest skid mark I have ever seen.... Funny thing was that I never lost my erection as i remembered the reason it happened may be my fault....(38 and it was her first time having her back doors kicked in) It could just be that she is from Newton Farm but therego! Whats the most disgusting thing a 'burd' has done on the job?