Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Binman knocks on a Japanese blokes door.
    "Harro" says the Japanese man
    Binman asks "Wheres yer bin mate?"
    "I bin to the roo" says the Japanese
    "No wheres yer bin?" repeats the binman.
    "I tell you I bin to the roo!" says the Japanese man.
    "No mate. Wheres yer dustbin?" says the binman
    "I just broody tell you I dust bin to the toiret!" says the Japanese man.
    "Mate. Where the fcuk is your wheelie bin?" says an irate binman.
    "Ok. I wheelie bin havin a w4nk!" says the Japanese man.