Prescription to be taken with small pinch of salt. Â· Chief Constables should be elected on their ability to cut the kind of crime that matters to most people, eg burglary, assault, drug dealing, etc. Â· If there is trouble at a bar, say on a Friday night, Chief Constables should have the power to close that particular bar on the following Friday. Â· All bars must be able to serve (good) food throughout opening hours. Â· Limited number of standing-only type bars in any given town centre. Â· City centre alcohol licenses to be reviewed every 4 months. Â· Financial incentives for licensees who keep an orderly house, eg, lower business rates, bonuses for staff, public recognition. Â· Name & shame irresponsible licensees and their brewery or financial backers. Â· Publish league tables which show the number of incidents at or after leaving City Centre bars & after which hospital treatment was required. Â· Rogues-gallery of piss-heads caught on CCTV being put into the back of Police vans .. displayed at city bus-stops and similar advertising spots. Â· Drinks industry to finance all of the above. (yes, I know thatâs us). Â· Chief C*ntstubbles to be dumped if they donât perform. Eg, North Wales, Nottingham, etc. If any of these powers are already available to the Police/City Councils â¦ Why donât they use them? Rajazâs ARRSE exemption .. None of the above to be acted on in areas in which ARRSE members live, lest they be Chief C*ntstubbles/Licensees/Offended/Caught on CCTV/ Need stitches. Nb: âC*ntstubblesâ. I think this is Chaucer, around 1368.