Binge drinker my arrse

#1
Right, i'm on leave at the minute and being a savage block rat with few, if any, friends have descended into a month of very heavy drinking. Every now and then I get a slight twinge of shame at my lonely outings and dependence on alcohol.

During one of these moments I stumbled across the Bupa alcohol calculator which tells you how much booze you have quaffed in a week against the weekly recommended limit of 21 units. This "tool", I imagine, is supposed to shock me into changing my ways, however I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride at smashing in almost 7 weeks worth of alcohol into my first week of leave.

If anyone else feels a bit of shame and needs to be put back on the wagon go here: Alcoholic Pride Calculator

I'm off to the pub!!
 
#2
to try & beat your "P.B" ????
 
#3
Not too sure how my body would cope without any alcohol in it. :cry:
I get to find out next month though, for four bloody months at a time. 8O
Please tell me that the USA camps aren't dry I beg you. :?
 
#6
After a week of heavy drinking, I'm back down to less than five a week.
 
#7
ExRAMC_STAB said:
After a week of heavy drinking, I'm back down to less than five a week.
Don't put yourself down, remember it says on the website to "Make sure that you have at least one alcohol free day each week, to give your body a well-earned break."
 

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#9
Gazareth said:
ExRAMC_STAB said:
After a week of heavy drinking, I'm back down to less than five a week.
Don't put yourself down, remember it says on the website to "Make sure that you have at least one alcohol free day each week, to give your body a well-earned break."
Does it count if I have at least 8 hours a night without drinking?
 
#10
B_AND_T said:
Gazareth said:
ExRAMC_STAB said:
After a week of heavy drinking, I'm back down to less than five a week.
Don't put yourself down, remember it says on the website to "Make sure that you have at least one alcohol free day each week, to give your body a well-earned break."
Does it count if I have at least 8 hours a night without drinking?
I sincerely hope so :D
 

B_AND_T

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#11
So do I, or my less than productive day is wasted.
 

B_AND_T

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#13
I tried to do the test but couldn't remember what I had consumed. Is that a bad thing?
 

B_AND_T

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#15
Half past 2 and a large vodka please
 

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#18
Abstract!!!
 

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#20
heidtheba said:
desmond said:
try selection mucker, part one orders check you have potential
Obviously I'm drunk already.
I was just thinking the same thing. Anyway it was the Worzels.
 

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