Binge drinker my arrse

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  1. Right, i'm on leave at the minute and being a savage block rat with few, if any, friends have descended into a month of very heavy drinking. Every now and then I get a slight twinge of shame at my lonely outings and dependence on alcohol.

    During one of these moments I stumbled across the Bupa alcohol calculator which tells you how much booze you have quaffed in a week against the weekly recommended limit of 21 units. This "tool", I imagine, is supposed to shock me into changing my ways, however I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride at smashing in almost 7 weeks worth of alcohol into my first week of leave.

    If anyone else feels a bit of shame and needs to be put back on the wagon go here: Alcoholic Pride Calculator

    I'm off to the pub!!
  2. to try & beat your "P.B" ????
  3. Not too sure how my body would cope without any alcohol in it. :cry:
    I get to find out next month though, for four bloody months at a time. 8O
    Please tell me that the USA camps aren't dry I beg you. :?
  4. "Is it two glasses of wine after work - or a Friday night binge? Cut it down."

    It's both. And not likely.
  5. After a week of heavy drinking, I'm back down to less than five a week.
  6. Don't put yourself down, remember it says on the website to "Make sure that you have at least one alcohol free day each week, to give your body a well-earned break."
  7. Take me drunk, I'm home!
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Does it count if I have at least 8 hours a night without drinking?
  9. I sincerely hope so :D
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    So do I, or my less than productive day is wasted.
  11. Bollocks. Only 146 last week.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I tried to do the test but couldn't remember what I had consumed. Is that a bad thing?
  13. Tried to do the same, but, what did you say again?
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Half past 2 and a large vodka please