Billy Elliot Star to join RRF

#1
The guy who played the homosexual kid in Billy Elliot is to join the Fusiliers.

http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/12/17/nstu17.xml

That one should deeply upset lots of right on members of the country who no doubt fell in love with the little bugger!
The torygraph editorial on the subject is excellent including the lines

"Our schools are becoming feminised - having few male teachers and discouraging traditional forms of competitiveness. Perhaps the most visible illustration of this trend was the sudden interest in boys' ballet fuelled by Billy Elliot.
How appropriate, then, that a star from that film should now want to replace actor's make-up with camouflage cream. Stuart has chosen a tough but rewarding job. We wish him well."
http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2001/12/17/dl1703.xml
 
#3
He wont be a minority as a fairy in the Budgies will he.
 
#6
Not only this geezer, but I hear the star of Harry Potter is joining the AGC. He will fit in with all the other specky luddites then!  
 
#8
RRF better hope thy don't change their drill to suit him  ;D
 
#9
A decade on, and they are closing down 2RRF.

Where can I get a tinfoil hat in size seven-and-a-quarter (59cm to you red-arses)?
 
#10
Does that make Julie Walters a walt? Just asking.
 
#12
Good luck to the bloke, if he's kept the ballet up he'll be built like a brick outhouse and have an inexhaustible supply of fit, elegant women.
You do realise that the original article was nearly 14 years ago, Trigger?
 
#18
I think shes a mod over on rumration now the broken-wombed minger.

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#20
I think shes a mod over on rumration now the broken-wombed minger.
Broken-wombed be buggered, a miracle happened to her.
Suddenly her useless uterus, as shattered as a certain sink lobbed off a block in Browning on a Friday night, started to work.
It actually grew a baby !
God had given her a chance to be a mother.



Or the fat slag lied like a cheap NAAFI wristwatch just to get a shag.
 

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