Billionaire hold Argie Navy ship hostage

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fireplace, Oct 28, 2012.

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  1. Done several times over many weeks.
  2. I'm sure they're sat waiting for your e mail. Go to bed.
  3. Actually, I would second you as a MOD as well. So, that's you doubly fucked innit!
  4. Well can I thank all my fans and Stella Artois. Go to bed you pissed up creatures. Don't forget your wife, partner or dog needs a slap, the slags.
  5. Your nails broke? Yeah it hurts but worse things happen.
  6. I'm sitting here with a glass of Red after a 'Murder Mystery' weekend and I'm accused of being a Stella drinking, wife beating slag.

    Shame on You!

    I beat her well before I get on the Stella. That's If I have any teeth left and can still move my jaw.
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  7. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    We don't want his sort in the MOD club. Once you let one Yorkshireman in they'll all want to join. At half price.
  8. Not this c/s. You're all a bunch of Hitlerwalts. Disco especially. :)
  9. How very astute. They do say Yorkshiremen are nothing more than Scotsmen with all the generosity beaten out of them.