I was talking to my brother (ex-booty) last night. He said a mate of his has still got a load of Action Man figures and clothes from the late 70's. We were both agreeing how great it would be to bring Action Man right up to date as "Bill Oddie, the Authentic Squaddie". You could buy various sets of kit for him. The "On the beer" set would have a few accessories, like, a pissed mattress and a pair of jeans that are a darker blue round the genital area. Not forgetting of course, a little Becks bottle that he can hold in his iron grip while he dances badly, in a ham fisted and ultimately futile attempt to pull Barbie. You could even adapt his eagle eye vision to beer goggle vision, rendering women and large doners visually irresistible. Can anybody else think of new outfits for this soldier of the new century. The "BFT failure" and the "Disgruntled 22 year Lance jack" promise to be particularly good sellers.