Bill Clinton 2

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  1. What was the White House Chief of Staff's reaction to Lewinsky's story?

    Now I know why they kept calling her the head intern!

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    What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name?

    Unibanger.

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    Hillary feels pretty badly -- she may be the First Lady, but she won't be the last.

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    What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting on January 22, 1998?

    "Bill... Goats don't talk!!"
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    What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?

    They both heard a giant sucking sound!

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    President Clinton said to Monica, "I didn't tell you to lie in deposition... I told you to lie in that position!"

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    Realization of another White House intern... "And all the time I thought that humming was the shredder!"

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    What's President Clinton's favorite movie?

    Free Willy
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    President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. What is it?" the President yells. It's the abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.

    President Clinton responds, "Just go ahead and pay it!"

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    And for those of you who remember the famous "I didn't inhale" comes the now soon to be famous #1 excuse.


    "I didn't insert"
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    Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?

    He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
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    What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

    They were both upset when Bill finished first.
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    What is Bill's definition of safe sex?

    When Hillary is out of town.
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    When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?

    When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
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    What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo?

    A gigolo can only screw one person at a time.
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    What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?

    A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
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    Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House intern one day at a gathering. The President says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval office and see my clock?"

    She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."

    The President replies, "Please. I'd really like to show it to you."

    "No, Mr. President, I really can't."

    "Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a minute."

    "All right. If it won't take long."

    They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick.

    The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock."

    To which the President says, "If you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock sweetheart."

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  2. last one was good