Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by PFGEN, Apr 5, 2012.

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  1. A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a
    little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly the lion grabs her by the
    cuff of her jacket and tried to pull her inside to slaughter her, under
    the eyes of her screaming parents.

    The biker jumps of the Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
    on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and
    the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the
    Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've
    seen a man do in my life."

    The Harley rider replies,"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
    bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."

    The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
    journalist and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
    page….So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation
    do you have?"

    The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

    The journalist leaves.

    The following day the biker buys the paper to see news of his
    actions, and reads, on the front page:


    That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news
    these days.
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  2. Do fuck off eh?
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  3. I couldn't have said it better myself!