Bike sex - apparantly its illegal

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by drain_sniffer, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. What gets me is its been on half a dozen threads on this very web site,

    I'm outraged.

    edited for keyboard related mongyness
  2. If they had caught him up to his plums in some young filly would he have been done for it? It's discrimination against bikes I tell ya!
  3. Im outraged that your outraged. How dare you be outraged just because I may be a little slow on the uptake. I am going to check my human rights to see if your outrage breeches them, and then you'll be sorry
  4. I think you'll find that sex with a filly counts as beastiality and therefore is considered naughty.