Bike for Sale.

#1
One careful owner, slightly damaged.

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Contact The_Guru for details, but if he doesn't answer, it's because of all his broken bits.
 
#3
#4
Did he skid on your slime trail...????
I read on of Barry Sheene's bios a while ago, he dropped a bike in a race and couldn't understand what had happened, on closer inspection of the apex he noted a splattered slug. It can happen.
 
#5
My baby !

Sat in A&E at Chelsea and Westminster hospital surrounded by piss stained No Marks reminded me of when I lived in a joint RAF Mess.

My right radius is shagged. Needs plating. No wanking for a while and wiping ones arse is a challenge.
 
#6
My baby !

Sat in A&E at Chelsea and Westminster hospital surrounded by piss stained No Marks reminded me of when I lived in a joint RAF Mess.

My right radius is shagged. Needs plating. No wanking for a while and wiping ones arse is a challenge.

you need this for arse wiping then,




thank the romans for that little invention.

anyway, enough of your self indulgent whining, what's the full story on the bike? It looks like a right girly accident and should buff out nicely.
 
#8
You won't be needing your boots for a bit, eh? Wot size?
he will, for bloody walking around in, cos he won't be riding the bike for a while.
 
#9
nice, ideal candidate for a PGO buggy conversion.

get well soon, disclocated, fractured and broke my right radius jumping quads like a mong on Ord officer - sounds better than slipping over and falling down an embankment :)
 
#10
My baby !

Sat in A&E at Chelsea and Westminster hospital surrounded by piss stained No Marks reminded me of when I lived in a joint RAF Mess.

My right radius is shagged. Needs plating. No wanking for a while and wiping ones arse is a challenge.
You wipe your arse after two's, not one's - silly
 
#12
My baby !

Sat in A&E at Chelsea and Westminster hospital surrounded by piss stained No Marks reminded me of when I lived in a joint RAF Mess.

My right radius is shagged. Needs plating. No wanking for a while and wiping ones arse is a challenge.
Is that all you whining fuck?

Why don't you just suck it up and go home. You are wasting nurses' valuable time and NHS resources that could go to more deserving cases like illegal immigrants with toothache.

Any pretty nurses?

Thought not.
 
#13
The paramedic woman was gorgeous and there were a couple of hotties in A&E. the X Ray nurse had to dress me. Best action I've had in ages.

And it was a woman. Bonus.
 
#15
The paramedic woman was gorgeous and there were a couple of hotties in A&E. the X Ray nurse had to dress me. Best action I've had in ages.

And it was a woman. Bonus.
A woman, eh? Bit of a change for you, then.

Look on the bright side, you'll have plenty of time now to replay those 2013 6-Nations matches and revise your predictions AGAIN.

More seriously, hope that recovery is rapid and painlessish. Bad luck.
 
#18
The paramedic woman was gorgeous and there were a couple of hotties in A&E. the X Ray nurse had to dress me. Best action I've had in ages.

And it was a woman. Bonus.
Reminds me of riding to a rally in North Wales a few years ago, I had an off, snapping my right ACL in the process. The group I was riding with (90% male) were full of concern for me until the amby turned up and the fit female paramedic jumped out.

I'm sure jumpsuits aren't supposed to be that revealing.
 
#20
I was riding at about 15 mph coasting to the lights at Lavender Hill police station in the inside lane. Traffic nose to tail, but there was 10m gap to the car in front of me. The woman turned right across the traffic into a side street right in front of me. She didn't look. She was just there. I didn't even have time to brake. T Boned her on the passenger side door. Went flying straight up into a 360. I've fractured my right radius and my left thumb. Got to go into Chelsea and Westminster hosp next Tuesday to get the radius plated and a screw in the thumb.

I know. I need to man up.
 
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