Biggest Walt tale ever?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tubbyboy, Sep 5, 2007.

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  1. Hi,

    I just went to a BBQ with my family on the Isle of Wight and made the mistake of letting slip that I am a serving soldier. Immediately one scruffy bastard grips me and bezzers me about NI. His claim to fame is that, as a civvy contractor at the age of 16 he was paid as a sniper on a kill basis... The man reeks of walt and I can't wait to unmask him!

    S+F Tubs

    (edited to add last line.)
  2. Ah Walts!, where would we be without them!
  3. Getting gently pissed without interruption!!

    S+F Tubs
  4. Have you seen the sh1t on TV lately?, a bit of Walt baiting is much more entertaining.
    Plus you save a Licence Fee
  5. If, to you, he "reeks of Walt" when he claims:-

    Then, trust me, you absolutely hum of Gullible... :roll:
  6. Don't be too quick to put him down. It could be true.
    In 49 Para one of the junior officers used to lend his "gat" to any passer by at tea time and tell them to keep an eye out for Fergus McNulty while he slipped off for his tea and toast.

    There were a number of strange shootings around 4.30 pm during that tour.

    Of course we could easily blame it on THEM.

    Apart from the nun. That took some tricky work until we proved her to be a transvestite. Had to stitch on a set from the Adjutants Dachshund but it worked. Was impressive even by Irish standards.
    No one ever noticed it was on upside down.
  7. Isn't there an Arrse site dedicated to these kind of stuff coz it seems to happen all the time?