Biggest excuses

#1
We all have dreams, and excuses for not carrying them out. I was going to be a rock guitarist until that bizarre skating accident that cut all my fingers off.......




You do realise that these could turn into chatup lines.......
 
#2
Thats good enough for me get your coat you've pulled - eerm do you want to be mummy or daddy
 
#3
We all have dreams, and excuses for not carrying them out. I was going to be a rock guitarist until that bizarre skating accident that cut all my fingers off.......





You do realise that these could turn into chatup lines.......


I was going to call you a wanker but....
 
#4
I was going to be a serial killer. I could get the cardboard box open, but the plastic bag inside was too much of a bastard.
 
#5
I was going to be a serial killer. I could get the cardboard box open, but the plastic bag inside was too much of a bastard.
If that's the same box that has a picture of a cockerel on it, I thought it was a jig saw puzzle. No fuckin wonder I couldn't put it together.
 
#6
Sorry son, seems like you've got all your fingers....

Gosh, so I have, how would that come by ?

The resr is history...........well, I fucking hope not or SPA will be after me
 
#7
"I'm sorry I'm home late dear. I had to......eh.......Stop off at Tescos for this pizza"
 
#10
I hope you kept the receipt because I fcuking hate mushrooms!!
Be a good boy and eat up all those mushrooms and daddy will put on a show with his new sock puppet....
 

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#11
A friend on facebook asked her son to do the washing up, his excuse for not doing it was; ..."I'm a teenage boy, I'm not designed for this, all we are designed for is being lazy, having sweaty socks and looking at girls boobs"

Got to hand it to him, that's a fucking good excuse.
 
#12
A friend on facebook asked her son to do the washing up, his excuse for not doing it was; ..."I'm a teenage boy, I'm not designed for this, all we are designed for is being lazy, having sweaty socks and looking at girls boobs"

Got to hand it to him, that's a fucking good excuse.
A lot of them have heads designed for slapping. :)
 
#13
A friend on facebook asked her son to do the washing up, his excuse for not doing it was; ..."I'm a teenage boy, I'm not designed for this, all we are designed for is being lazy, having sweaty socks and looking at girls boobs"
Fuck me, I think I'm a teenager.
 
#15
Teenager - definition : Quentin Tarantino - brain of a nine year old hiding behind a twelve year old's face.
 
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