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Biggest Age Gap!

#1
I was 20 & She was 60, but had a body a 50 year old would be proud of!
Went out with her for 6 months and learnt a lot!
We did it everywhere & anywhere we could.
Ended up going out with her daughters friend who was fitter & only 25!

Cant go past an old shape nissan micra without get a touch of a hard on.
Thinking about how did we fuck in a car that small!
 
#8
I was 20 & She was 60, but had a body a 50 year old would be proud of!
Went out with her for 6 months and learnt a lot!
We did it everywhere & anywhere we could.
Ended up going out with her daughters friend who was fitter & only 25!

Cant go past an old shape nissan micra without get a touch of a hard on.
Thinking about how did we fuck in a car that small!
Counselling is available from your local Department Community Mental Health team.........I doubt very many of us are qualified to advise you, or even care about your sordid past.
 
#9
I was 20 & She was 60, but had a body a 50 year old would be proud of!
Went out with her for 6 months and learnt a lot!
We did it everywhere & anywhere we could.
Ended up going out with her daughters friend who was fitter & only 25!

Cant go past an old shape nissan micra without get a touch of a hard on.
Thinking about how did we fuck in a car that small!
Are you from Alabama?
 
G

goatrutar

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#11
I was 20 & She was 60, but had a body a 50 year old would be proud of!
Went out with her for 6 months and learnt a lot!
We did it everywhere & anywhere we could.
Ended up going out with her daughters friend who was fitter & only 25!

Cant go past an old shape nissan micra without get a touch of a hard on.
Thinking about how did we fuck in a car that small!
did you get rid of her adult nappy first? when you fucked in the micra did she break a hip? did she have werthers? blue hair? colostomy bag?

Any piccies?

these questions need answers. the people have a right to know....
 
#12
I was 20 & She was 60...
Jesus Homeboy Christ, and I thought I was a fuckin' deviant... Just how desperate must you have been to think that was a good idea?! Was she the first thing you saw after getting out of prison? A fiver says her dried-up old clacker looked like an ostrich-skin handbag.

Ended up going out with her daughters friend who was fitter...
<sarcasm>Really, fitter than a 60-year-old? Fuck my arse, say it isn't so.</sarcasm>
 
#14
Hang about - the penny's just dropped. The OP's actually telling us how he lost his virginity. It's true, isn't it? No bird would let you put your doodle inside her tuna-tunnel until you were twenty and even then the best you could do was a blue-rinsed coffin-dodger. Call me a cunt if I'm right. :thumright:
 

udipur

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#15
I'm sure many people have looked at their grandmothers and wondered how on earth they got jiggy with Granpops.

There really is no need to work it out, though.
 
#16
Hang about - the penny's just dropped. The OP's actually telling us how he lost his virginity. It's true, isn't it? No bird would let you put your doodle inside her tuna-tunnel until you were twenty and even then the best you could do was a blue-rinsed coffin-dodger. Call me a cunt if I'm right. :thumright:
..... You cunt!
 

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