Bigger tits or bigger mugs?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A Worker, Nov 8, 2011.

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  1. I wouldn't recommend it, it stings like fuck... errr so I was told.
     
  2. Are you especially interested in blokes with big cocks then?
     
  3. I have cream to rub all over women's breasts also....
     
  4. It Works!!!
    Then only problem is the nipple I've grown on the end end of me cock, it makes the pee spray all over the place.
     
  5. Mine does that with out the nipple on the end!!!
     
  6. My missus went to the Dr wanted a non-surgery alternative to breast implants, he looked at her for a bit then said "it's not clinicaly proven however if you rub toilet paper on your breasts once a day and come back in 3 months."


    She did then went back to the Dr and he checked the end results sadly to no avail, she asked why, he said " I don't know, but it's certainly worked on your Arse!"


    Thank you very much i'm here till thursday, try the viel.
     
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  7. Nah not at all, i bet some have used it though. I couldn't be gay and have some schlong up me. I had a dump the other day and jesus wept i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it it was that big. It hurt like hell.
     
  8. So what you're saying is that you like blokes with small cocks?
     
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  9. I walked into that one didn't i !!
     
  10. No, I think you backed onto it!
     
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  11. Read the Daily Mail article, saw the picture of the bird making the claim....

    .... I would!!
     
  12. Oh, yes indeedy! :)

    Rubbing on the cream morning and night...

    'Scuse me a moment.
     
  13. Never mind blokes rubbing it on their cocks, I know a couple of male ARRSErs who have been clearly rubbing it on their own tits! :lol:
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Are you saying that you like blokes with any size of cock.