A woman is drying herself after a shower and says to her husband that she really wishes she has bigger breasts. The husband says "tell you what love, why don't you rub a piece of loo roll between them several times a day." The wife picks up a piece of loo roll and starts rubbing it between her boobs. "Like this?" she asks. "How the hell will that make them any bigger?" "Well," says the husband, "it worked for your arse!"