Big tits,does **** needs military advisor...

#1
Lads, lads...who wants to shag a dirty bird? she's by all accounts a fun fuck, she takes it up the shitter, shaven, big tits and is willing.

She was telling me tonight... (I've known her for a number of years)... she has been made director of a super duper top snurggley mod project.

........She has asked me if I know a few milatary personell she could meet to try out the super duper project with....no danger. (mod walt?)

I said I'd ask......
 
#4
Where does she live?
 

Biped

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#6
Pics please, then we'll talk.
 
#8
can she rim the inside of my foreskin without touching my shaft` like if your playing apple bobbing? 8O

also i have to ask if she has a token tash?, i f*cking love that sh1t its very french!
8)
i only ask as i need the cheese removed and i just cannot be bother`d to do it myself so i thought id offer a free meal which should seal the deal! :D

she not that bird who just killed her 5 kids in germany is she??

if she is il have a chop at her as i wont have poxy kids taking up her time,bonus!
 

B_AND_T

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#10
trombone84 said:
is she stabtiffy2b?? sorry mate, been there!
Don't confess anything else, look what happened the last time.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#11
Look fellows, I am old, near the end. Don't put yourselves in danger, I have so little to lose, let me make the sacrifice. Save yourselves. Just send her my way, and I will spare you all the tears and pain, the humiliation, and degradation.



































It's not moody, is it?
 
#12
Last time I heard an offer like that I was a recruit, and ended up pan diving not muff diving. But rubber gloves are always handy!
 
#13
Will I need snorkel & flippers for this one?

Send her to me. I've always been suicidal but couldn't afford the dynamite to be a proper bomber!!
 
#14
I'd do it... save yourselves lads, l will hold her off you...

if lm not back in ten minutes, just wait longer
 
#15
Sitrep......

Mate of mine, ex RE, (sappers, first in and all that) did the deed last night, seeing as he's only just come back from Thailand she probably has an "exotic" smelling fanny now, unless (doubtful) he wore a full immersion suit to keep her clean.

Still worth a tit fcuk I suppose.
 
#16
wet_blobby said:
Sitrep......

Mate of mine, ex RE, (sappers, first in and all that) did the deed last night, seeing as he's only just come back from Thailand she probably has an "exotic" smelling fanny now, unless (doubtful) he wore a full immersion suit to keep her clean.

Still worth a tit fcuk I suppose.
Fess up Blobby. It was you wasn't it? :muhaha:
 
#17
Wishful_Thinking said:
wet_blobby said:
Sitrep......

Mate of mine, ex RE, (sappers, first in and all that) did the deed last night, seeing as he's only just come back from Thailand she probably has an "exotic" smelling fanny now, unless (doubtful) he wore a full immersion suit to keep her clean.

Still worth a tit fcuk I suppose.
Fess up Blobby. It was you wasn't it? :muhaha:
I'm flattered you think I'm clever enough to be intrusted with anything more basic than the "Bunnyhop" approach to mine clearance etc.

Saddly it wasn't me that did the deed, not that I'd turn it away :twisted:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#18
Blast! Foiled again. I never have any luck!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#20
TopBadger said:
I'm free tonight, what the hell.

TB
Sorry, but desperate as I am, I'm not that desperate.
 
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