I remember a right nobber in the RHF - he was a bit of a hard nut and a right bullying tw@t - bleached hair and designer jeans...you know the sort (I love me, who do you love?). He called my mate over and said "hey wee man...I'm the only blond in the Battalion. Get it cut off or dyed". And he was serious! Thankfully he got kicked out for bullying . Hopefully he's homeless or (preferably) dead now.
Another favourite was the old "you've not been in long enough to look at me".