Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by error_unknown, Dec 20, 2004.
The heart of the site is the forum area, including:
'When I joined, battle preparation meant painting our arses blue...'
Any more favourites out there?
When Centurian was a rank, not a tank...
No. 2 on the boiling oil.
Army Number 00000006
There are some well-worn ones:
'When chieftain was a rank not a tank'
When Pontius was still a pilot officer'
...but I wouldn't call them favourites.
Before Pontius was a Pilot.
When POL was hay and water.
When we didn't need ID cards - we knew each other.
When "Form Square" was a QBO.
When I was Duty Cook at the Last Supper.
Duty Druid at Stonehenge
We didn't have numbers, we knew each other's names.
...Before the Dead Sea reported sick
Been in so long he started on a Brown Bess
I've spent longer in the NAAFI queue etc.....
When God said, 'let there be light', I put the standby generator on line.
This one may be standard in 20 years time. (More for the Cousins so far).
I was in Baghdad when you were in your dad's bag.
Had these hurled at me by an old para SQMS when drew my kit for Granby
1. Backsliders like you cost us a bridge
2. Louch pole? fcuking louch pole? why do you think god gave you a hip?
Same fella later on
3. Can't means won't, won't means jail
4. Fall in on the road gents....I'll march you to the cookhouse, save you walking
When âMake Safeâ was to break the top of your spear off
Separate names with a comma.