big Sessions!

#1
you remember them, well a bit of what happened anyway! you wake the next day, which you hopefully have off, your head feels like the nightclub you were in the night before has moved inside with the base up full. your mouth is like the sahara & five camels have had a dump inside together with some arabs throwing in their jock-straps for good measure & the remains of two thirds your kebab are scattered all over the bed! you then say to your self never again

the moral is pis# heads don't die, they just go to hang-over to regroup!
 
#3
I was there Sunday morning after a seriously good session! miss spike was'nt in a good mood tho....I dont recall doing anything stupid tho but whatever it was,I'm in the sh1tehouse!
 

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#4
Why are you asking this at 8pm on a Wednesday night - the nightclubs won't even be open yet!

Still if you feel like biggin yourself up...........
 

RAID

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#5
spike7451 said:
I was there Sunday morning after a seriously good session! miss spike was'nt in a good mood tho....I dont recall doing anything stupid tho but whatever it was,I'm in the sh1tehouse!
have you tried asking her what you have done.
 
#6
RAID said:
spike7451 said:
I was there Sunday morning after a seriously good session! miss spike was'nt in a good mood tho....I dont recall doing anything stupid tho but whatever it was,I'm in the sh1tehouse!
have you tried asking her what you have done.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 
#8
Auld-Yin said:
Why are you asking this at 8pm on a Wednesday night - the nightclubs won't even be open yet!

Still if you feel like biggin yourself up...........
I'd beg to differ on that one AY, especially with the new late night licensing laws!
Its the stuff George Bests dreams were made of, I'm sure Bless his soul :D
 
#9
RAID said:
and your point is?

we have all been there get used to it.
no point, I'm in work & bored. besides, this is the NAAFI bar, we're supposed to take sh##! or is that just in the This is What I Call a NAAFI Bar Section? anyway.

Spike, thats a good point, why do birds get pissed off when you have a hangover & just want to curl up & mong? they also tend to make you suffer more in this situation too!
ah, its good to be single again! :)
 
#10
RAID said:
and your point is?

we have all been there get used to it.
OK, let's shut down ARRSE because RAID has been there, done that and got the tee-shirt. Come on RAID, you start a thread, let's see how feckin' interesting you are you miserable arse-wipe.
 
#12
RAID said:
and your point is?

we have all been there get used to it.
OK, let's shut down ARRSE because RAID has been there, done that and got the tee-shirt. Come on RAID, you start a thread, let's see how feckin' interesting you are you miserable arse-wipe.
 
#14
RAID said:
spike7451 said:
I was there Sunday morning after a seriously good session! miss spike was'nt in a good mood tho....I dont recall doing anything stupid tho but whatever it was,I'm in the sh1tehouse!
have you tried asking her what you have done.
I did & all I got was the standard female ' Mmmm' answer & the curled up frown eyebrow look! :? Even asked a drinking buddy if I screwed up,nope nothing wrong there! :? Mind you,I do have a itching feeling that it's because I'm away on camp next week & that Sat was our last night out for 3 weeks!!!
Women!!
 
#15
Had a good session last night! WOke up this morning to the sound of my mobile phone, work college was wondering if i was bothering to turn up to work! But i felt fine and was impressed with myself at not having a handover! So shoit off to work.

Got to lunch time and had a thumping headache and feel like crap.
Have come to the conclusion that i was still p*ssed this morning, and have only just got around to having the hangover!!!!!!!

Perhaps drinking Bacardi and coke by the pint was not a good idea!!
 
#16
spike7451 said:
RAID said:
spike7451 said:
I was there Sunday morning after a seriously good session! miss spike was'nt in a good mood tho....I dont recall doing anything stupid tho but whatever it was,I'm in the sh1tehouse!
have you tried asking her what you have done.
I did & all I got was the standard female ' Mmmm' answer & the curled up frown eyebrow look! :? Even asked a drinking buddy if I screwed up,nope nothing wrong there! :? Mind you,I do have a itching feeling that it's because I'm away on camp next week & that Sat was our last night out for 3 weeks!!!
Women!!
Ha, I got the same treatment on saturday morning. Was out on the lash with a few lads, came home 'merry' and woke up on Saturday with a head playing percussion and a stomach with the staying power of England's World Cup chances. A very cross Mrs eSeL had me cleaning the house & digging the garden as punishment.
My crime; she took severe stomach cramps in the middle of the night, was screaming in pain, only for me to sleep through most of it, then finally rolling over to say, 'turn the noise down, love'...
 
#18
eSeL said:
spike7451 said:
RAID said:
spike7451 said:
I was there Sunday morning after a seriously good session! miss spike was'nt in a good mood tho....I dont recall doing anything stupid tho but whatever it was,I'm in the sh1tehouse!
have you tried asking her what you have done.
I did & all I got was the standard female ' Mmmm' answer & the curled up frown eyebrow look! :? Even asked a drinking buddy if I screwed up,nope nothing wrong there! :? Mind you,I do have a itching feeling that it's because I'm away on camp next week & that Sat was our last night out for 3 weeks!!!
Women!!
Ha, I got the same treatment on saturday morning. Was out on the lash with a few lads, came home 'merry' and woke up on Saturday with a head playing percussion and a stomach with the staying power of England's World Cup chances. A very cross Mrs eSeL had me cleaning the house & digging the garden as punishment.
My crime; she took severe stomach cramps in the middle of the night, was screaming in pain, only for me to sleep through most of it, then finally rolling over to say, 'turn the noise down, love'...
Jeez eSeL!
If i did that I'd wake up in extreme pain after having my gonad's twisted off & fed to my on the end of a stiletto heel!
Why is it that the other half is more feared than the most sadistic RSM & can make you feel guilty without you having done ANYTHING wrong?! I mean,the World Cup did'nt make a enterance as I dont like football,Just Rugby (Union) & Golf (And I dont even get to the course all that often!!!!
Women!!
 
#19
BeerFun! said:
Perhaps drinking Bacardi and coke by the pint was not a good idea!!
You're not wrong you bottybotherer, Bacardi and Coke is the drink of burds and septic kiddyfiddlers. Why dont you man up and try a drink that has more alchohol in it than an anti-bacterial wet-wipe.
 
#20
BeerFun! said:
Had a good session last night! WOke up this morning to the sound of my mobile phone, work college was wondering if i was bothering to turn up to work! But i felt fine and was impressed with myself at not having a handover! So shoit off to work.

Got to lunch time and had a thumping headache and feel like crap.
Have come to the conclusion that i was still p*ssed this morning, and have only just got around to having the hangover!!!!!!!

Perhaps drinking Bacardi and coke by the pint was not a good idea!!
How did you get to college/work?
 

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