Big Mac? - not so much.

#1
I took the MILF next door and her middle brat shopping this morning.
As we were loading the car she announced that the kid was being allowed to go to Mcdonalds as a "treat" for managing to tie it's own shoelaces or some such trivial matter.In we go.She and I have "coffee".
So the kid orders a Big Mac chips and coke.On opening the box I see a tiny little pathetic looking wee bun hiding in the corner of the box.
I've not set foot in one of their "restaurants" for 15 years or more so was quite surprised.Now is it my imagination or have they got really small? if so has the price dropped in relation to the size of the portions?
 
#3
nevermind the big mac, did you get yer leg over?
 
#7
I took the MILF next door and her middle brat shopping this morning.
As we were loading the car she announced that the kid was being allowed to go to Mcdonalds as a "treat" for managing to tie it's own shoelaces or some such trivial matter.In we go.She and I have "coffee".
So the kid orders a Big Mac chips and coke.On opening the box I see a tiny little pathetic looking wee bun hiding in the corner of the box.
I've not set foot in one of their "restaurants" for 15 years or more so was quite surprised.Now is it my imagination or have they got really small? if so has the price dropped in relation to the size of the portions?
They have a got a bit smaller I think. Now that your question is answered- Pics of the MILF or it never happened :)
 
#8
He' probably have to buy the kid a Bargain Bucket for a shag; for a big mac I dare say the lad just gave him a hand job.
If the burger was really that small he wouldn't have needed both hands to hold it so he would have had a free hand to reach under the table
 
#9
unlucky vaanman-useually the little fuckers choke on a plastic toy and then you can claim your money back !!
 
#10
I took the MILF next door and her middle brat shopping this morning.
As we were loading the car she announced that the kid was being allowed to go to Mcdonalds as a "treat" for managing to tie it's own shoelaces or some such trivial matter.In we go.She and I have "coffee".
So the kid orders a Big Mac chips and coke.On opening the box I see a tiny little pathetic looking wee bun hiding in the corner of the box.
I've not set foot in one of their "restaurants" for 15 years or more so was quite surprised.Now is it my imagination or have they got really small? if so has the price dropped in relation to the size of the portions?
I don't know how big they were before here, but I can definitely tell you that currently they're at least a third smaller than the ones you get in the U.S. for about the same price.
 
#11
No hints of horsemeat from McD's.

More than can be said for some places.

I love McD's me. Banana milkshake :)
 

jarrod248

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#12
I do recall years ago Burger King making quite big burgers as advertised how much bigger they were in comparison to McDonalds. I can only assume its not cost effective.
I recall BK used to do a Mushroom double Swiss burger that was delicious, could have been over ten years ago though.
I think they're all pretty grim these days and rarely eat in such places.
 
#14
BK do this Long Burger thing. At the mo it's got jalapeño and cheese but a couple of months back it had onion rings.

Yummy.
 
#16
Did the op gave the milf his relish or did he swallow his own?
 
M

MrsBee

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#17
Don't buy a wagon wheel whatever you do then! ;-)
I was honestly shocked at the size of a wagon wheel! they used be the size of your hand (obviously dependent on size of hand, mine are small) now they are "fun size" and barely the size of my palm!
 
#18
Only povs eat in MaccyDs et al.

I always seek out a nice pub, cafe, chippy or greasy spoon. Maybe a kebab shop if they do 'other than donna'

If I want to eat homogeneous sh1t I'll kill myself first.
 
#19
I don't know how big they were before here, but I can definitely tell you that currently they're at least a third smaller than the ones you get in the U.S. for about the same price.
I blame that jamie Oliver. And, of course, the Jews.
 
#20
I was honestly shocked at the size of a wagon wheel! they used be the size of your hand (obviously dependent on size of hand, mine are small) now they are "fun size" and barely the size of my palm!
They are bound to look different now that you shave your hands.
 
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