Big Lil

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Had a sign outside her establishment in Port Said.

    New Experience 100 piastres 200 piastres 500 piastres.

    The first young squaddie went in for the 100 pts and came out within a couple of minutes, 'what was it like?' said his two mates.

    'Fantastic' he replied' 'she put a pineapple ring on my cock then ate it off!'

    The second squaddie went in for the 200 pts and came out within three minutes, 'What was it like ?' said his two mates 'Bloody fantastic, she put two pineapple rings on my cock and ate them off!'

    The third squaddie went in for the 500pts and was out within one minute,'crikey,that was quick what was it like?' said his two mates.

    'Absolutely fantastic, she put one pineapple ring on my cock,then another then another until I had six on,she then added some double cream and plonked a cherry on the top!

    'It looked so blxxdy good I ate it myself!'.