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Big Issue

#1
Could anyone enlighten me as to why, for the past 3 months at least, all the big issue sellers in my Town cannot speak english?
I thought we had enough homeless and this would be one thing we did not need to import?
 

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#2
EX_REME said:
Could anyone enlighten me as to why, for the past 3 months at least, all the big issue sellers in my Town cannot speak english?
I thought we had enough homeless and this would be one thing we did not need to import?
Nor mine or my mother's?
 
#4
same in my town..they can understand it all right just prefer not to. although the one that was sat on his arrse outside my mates store(he is security officer) didnt understand english when asked politely to move. understood all right when told to fcuk off or get a boot in the swingers!!quality
 
#5
I notice a distinct lack of EU supporters contributing to this thread.
Come on Alsacien, where are you, explain to us all again the benefits of the EU....
 
#6
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
 
#7
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.

Same here - got one too that is like a broken record....annoying!
 
#8
They've managed to infiltrate the pointy headed villages in Wiltshire as well.
 
#9
are they all wearing the same gear...shabby clothes and brand new pair of reeboks? saw one outside local asda absolutely rotten except for the designer trainers...needs a damn good thrashing
 
#10
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
Would that be outside M + S in Aldershot?
 
#11
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
Would that be outside M + S in Aldershot?
No mate, Woolies in East Grinstead. Oh and Lemonsuckas, no shabby clothing or reeboks... Think more long skirt and headscarf...
 
#12
Hugh_Jardon said:
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
Would that be outside M + S in Aldershot?
No mate, Woolies in East Grinstead. Oh and Lemonsuckas, no shabby clothing or reeboks... Think more long skirt and headscarf...
They must have some sort of Big Issue Seller screeching academy then as the one here was exactly the same!
 
#13
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
Would that be outside M + S in Aldershot?
No mate, Woolies in East Grinstead. Oh and Lemonsuckas, no shabby clothing or reeboks... Think more long skirt and headscarf...
They must have some sort of Big Issue Seller screeching academy then as the one here was exactly the same!

Definately - uniform is dress that resembles curtains (ethnic DPM) and headscarf, located outside Woolies!
 
#14
pompey said:
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
Would that be outside M + S in Aldershot?
No mate, Woolies in East Grinstead. Oh and Lemonsuckas, no shabby clothing or reeboks... Think more long skirt and headscarf...
They must have some sort of Big Issue Seller screeching academy then as the one here was exactly the same!

Definately - uniform is dress that resembles curtains (ethnic DPM) and headscarf, located outside Woolies!
*foil hat time* Maybe its a hidden, organised movement aimed at scrounging off hard working folk like ourselves? *foil hat off*
 
#15
Hugh_Jardon said:
pompey said:
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
jack-daniels said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
We've got one in town, who actually sings... The only English words she knows
'Beeg Ishooo pleeez, Beeeg Ishoooo' She's got a really whiny, annoying voice too.
Would that be outside M + S in Aldershot?
No mate, Woolies in East Grinstead. Oh and Lemonsuckas, no shabby clothing or reeboks... Think more long skirt and headscarf...
They must have some sort of Big Issue Seller screeching academy then as the one here was exactly the same!

Definately - uniform is dress that resembles curtains (ethnic DPM) and headscarf, located outside Woolies!
*foil hat time* Maybe its a hidden, organised movement aimed at scrounging off hard working folk like ourselves? *foil hat off*
Just like the gubmint, err cept they aren't hidden or organised.
 
#16
Now forgive me for being so naive here, but surely checks are done to ensure these are not illegal immigrants - after all isnt selling the Big Issue "working"? However, if they are legal then surely they must have some kind of skill which we, in the UK, need???

Oh sorry, I had forgotten we were in England so that doesnt count! And that woman with the whiny voice gets about a bit. Im sure I saw her recently in Epping
 
#17
The whiny voice woman in Aldershot used to wear a wooly hat that had a Union Jack on the front, is it the same one I wonder or have they cloned her?
 

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