Big hips 'impair women's memory'

From the beeb.

Not much of a surprise as they have great difficulty remembering to stop stuffing chocolate down their gobs, but this little tidders had me wondering:

Oestrogen is thought to help protect the brain from cognitive decline.
Everyday evidence reveals quite the opposite effect to me. Does anybody have any provable situations of any woman ever having rational thoughts?
Doesn't seem to impair my missus' memory - she remembers every little detail about everything I've ever done 'wrong' (that she has found out about).
I don't think having a fat arrse makes a woman stupid. My one has quite a nice arrse. However, the dumb bitch still sincerely beleives that somehow it is my fault that she put the bloody car into reverse and hit the side of the house.
It would explain why my wife can never remember where she left the TV remote, when it's actualy wedged up her arse.....
Its not the big hips that impairs my wife's memory. I put it down to the fact that she is thick as pig shit.

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