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Big hands or a small glass ?

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A woman working behind the bar in a pub pouring a pint of beer.


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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?
Dunno.
But she has the potential to go into the Fancy a bit of Ginger thread ".
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?
Being a young woman she probably has poured a pint of beer (cider), just that half of it went in to the drip tray for recycling in the next glass (or fed back into the system through tubes n stuff. ;)
 
Being a young woman she probably has poured a pint of beer (cider), just that half of it went in to the drip tray for recycling in the next glass (or fed back into the system through tubes n stuff. ;)
It’s not allowed anymore thank god ( though you can still feed it to pigs which do very well on it.
I shudder to look back to my youth and our pub in Glenridding though.
the long drip tray under the beer engines had a drain pipe which emptied into the mild barrel.And all those old lead miners all had their favourite tankard which was refilled without washing.!
never did get a taste for mild !.
 
All papers do it
the Times had an article about a Russian jet that has been converted to a shop in China
mm interesting
it had propellers on it
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?

Because it is written by and for Champagne Socialists. As such drinks of the common people are looked upon with suspicion and derision.

The thing I don't get is why does cider have lower duty than beer?

Because Cider is made from fruit and is therefore healthy. A few pints of Cider a day keeps the doctor away / helps you sleep in the hay / kiss girls who are gay....
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?
Looks like a normal tulip style pint glass to me judging from the size of the head compared to the glass. It's also roughly half a forearm in height.

Her fingers are spread which might be what's making it look smaller than usual. A half pint glass would fit in her hand without sticking out the top and bottom.

Can't fault you on your cider recognition skills though.
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?

Possibly because the hacks and liberals that write for the Grauniad wouldn't be seen dead drinking in a "pub" with ordinary people.

It will be a trendy wine bar and a glass of something pretentious from a south African vinyard or an overpriced glass of artisan hand made gin for them...
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?

Re the cider: I'd be obliged if anyone can find us a photo of a shameless Woodpecker Cider billboard poster showing a couple of woodpeckers sat under a tree, captioned "Get out of your tree with Woodpecker Cider". 1980s, I think.
 
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Is that the smallest pint glass in NATO or does that barmaid have exceptionally huge hands ?

@don't tell him pike behave yourself :D :D

On a serious note -How can that bastion of righteousness, the peoples Champion, the Graun not know the difference between beer and Magners cider, and a pint glass V a half pint glass ?

As if anyone at the Gruniad drinks anything but Champers or prosciutto - Pints is awfully working class dontcha know.

And the working class are no longer to be lauded and feted - they are now to be derided as nasty racist scum

Edit ah I see half of Arrse has also made this point
 

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