Big girls

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldRedCap, Sep 6, 2009.

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  1. This model has been condemned[​IMG] to unemployment. Garment manufacturers say that she is far too big to model their clothes. I submit her case to the Court of Public Opinion.
  2. She's not big, she's anorexic
  3. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer


  4. She's got thighs that could feed a small african state for a week... But I'd still give her one :wink:

    Everyone knows the fashion industry doesn't want to work with reality but instead choose supposedly the ideal shape, which, oddly, appears to be so thin, that when they turn sideways they disappear. I don't see things changing...
  5. A failed one then judging by the pic.
  6. She definitely passes the 'Would Get It' test. Admittedly, that's the BPFA of sexual attraction, but she's comfortably in the green.
  7. If the average bird is a size 16 at the moment. (according to google).

    So surely models should be 14 - 18? That would put the sh1tters up the fashion industry :D
  8. Fashion designers are mostly men (gay men) who like little lads so guess what the average model looks like a teenage lad. Well thats my theory anyway.
  9. I've had worse,much worse.
  10. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I'd leave her looking like a plasterers radio.

    she could do with a bit more meat on her bones mind.... I'd be happy to supply it. :p
  11. I second that comment..

    She's rather cute, I would without a doutb.
  12. shes not big..... just a bit more 'bounce to the ounce. deff worth a go.
  13. i'm in love

    far more beter than skinny birds
  14. Seconded.