Big Floater has dog for Sale

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Dec 9, 2009.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    For sale, 1 Beagle with attitude. Happy to chew off a tap and cause 3 grands worth of damage.

    One good owner, the last one is crap though!

    Contact... Big Floater @ dog whisperer@yahoo. co.shite.
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Can't you lease it to Huntingdon Life Sciences until it has paid for the damage?

    Mind you once you get it back, it will cost you a fortune in fags!
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    So does Floater..
  4. Post a picture of the mutt. See if i can get RC minor to bite
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Get her to bite, like what you did there!
  6. :lol:
  7. Poor Pup, just needs some iron and copper in its diet
  8. Any dog that can chew a tap off has to be nails and gets my vote.
    Lighten up man, you'd been meaning to have a clean up before Christmas anyway. ;)
  9. "Chewed through a tap"??? that is one hell of an attitude!!!! what does he do during the day, hang around on street corners with the rest of his Pack of "houndies" armed with a flickaxe, mugging old ladies!!

    would'nt like to smack his nose with a paper...he 'll have my hand off at the shoulder!! :D
  10. Entirely your own fault.Shouldn't have bought such cheap taps.
  11. I bet it was one of those crappy plastic things from Wicks
  12. If the dog is that nails perhaps the Army should bin the owner and keep the dog.
  13. I blame the parents! Poor little mutts just getting the anger out from daddy touching him in his special place!
  14. Wickes sell dogs?
  15. Wrap it up in nice christmas paper and post it to a "single soldier, Afghan" :D