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Big Ears saves the day!

#1
A six-year-old Chinese boy cheated death when he fell out of the window of a tall building only to catch his ears in a metal grate.

Ming Ming was left dangling eight floors above a city street with his head stuck between the protective bars.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100506/tod-six-year-old-s-ears-save-him-from-de-870a197.html

What I find even more interesting is this bit:
Fire service spokesman Wang Shen described the escape as miraculous.

"He could have fallen to the ground - or have been suffocated - at any minute," he said.
So, it seems that he can breathe through his ears? Fiendishly clever these Orientals, what?

:elephant:
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#2
Tartan_Terrier said:
A six-year-old Chinese boy cheated death when he fell out of the window of a tall building only to catch his ears in a metal grate.

Ming Ming was left dangling eight floors above a city street with his head stuck between the protective bars.
"He could have fallen to the ground - or have been suffocated - at any minute," he said.
So, it seems that he can breathe through his ears? Fiendishly clever these Orientals, what?
If he survives to adolescence he'll be popular with the LBFMPBRs.
 
#3
Cutaway said:
If he survives to adolescence he'll be popular with the LBFMPBRs.
Now that's an acronym!!



I'm guessing that it has some relation to the old joke;

"What's the best way for a lady to hold her liquor?"

"By the ears!"
 
#5
vvaannmmaann said:
Quickly,help me.My son has fallen through the balcony.
Oh no,before we save him,let me take a picture.
thats just what i was thinking, nothing obvious holding on to him at the time.

they'd have felt right cunts if he'd fallen as the flash went off :twisted:
 

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LE
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#6
So how did his body pass through the grile yet his ears stopped him ?

The little chubster's no stranger to the odd bowl of sticky rice.
 
#7
Ummmm lets see, he was left alone and "fell" and his head managed to get caught between two bars through which his body probably couldnt have passed. Interesting.
 
#12
vvaannmmaann said:
Is he actually standing on the railings/grille underneath?
I think the little tw@t has stuck his little slopehead up through the railings and as you say is stood on something below.

He deserves a good hiding for getting the local fire bobbies out of bed.

Wong, Wong, Bar Nee McWong, Wing, Wong and Wang

Oh and Captain Frak
 

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