Big Brother - The Sally Bercow Show!

#1
She did a good job of having the piss taken out of her on HIGNFY earlier in the year. Is she a real celeb or just after a few inches in the daily papers!

Oh and i've not watched BB yet.

And yes if she offered i would not say no!;-)
 
#2
Ho ho.... a few inches... time to make the obvious "joke" that she already has a few more inches than her husband, the Speaker of the House. I fear for his political future. Already (allegedly) heartedly disliked by those on the government benches, moderately tolerated by the Opposition and to my ill-trained eye completely lacking in the gravitas of the House (and so following the precedent of his predecessor). mrs B is quoted as sayting that she was appearing in this freak show to stick two fingers up to the system. Ummm, do you wish to publicly ridicule the "system" of which your husband is a visible symbol, Mrs B? I am reluctant to mention the former PM Mrs Thatcher in any forum (as it seems to ignite ingrained cultural responses across the whole spectrum of political opinion), but her husband was the very epitome of rectitude whilst she occupied a public position. Look and learn, Mrs B?
 

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
There is a well known story (the truth of which I can't vouch for) concerning her rather diminutive husband. Apparently he was parking his car in the House of Commons car park when someone reversed into him. Bercow got out, looked at the damage and said; "I'm not happy".

Whereupon one of the onlookers said in a stage whisper, "So which dwarf is he?"

Bercow apparently had a sense of humour failure.

Wordsmith
 
#4
Also heard. Again allegedly, he is referred to in certain (tory) circles as either malignant or poisoned dwarf...... no smoke without fire, no Bercow without stack-heeled shoes....
 
#5
There is a well known story (the truth of which I can't vouch for) concerning her rather diminutive husband. Apparently he was parking his car in the House of Commons car park when someone reversed into him. Bercow got out, looked at the damage and said; "I'm not happy".

Whereupon one of the onlookers said in a stage whisper, "So which dwarf is he?"

Bercow apparently had a sense of humour failure.

Wordsmith
It was true, an old joke, David Cameron told it and Sally Berk o said that Cameron had to be Dopey in that case..snigger.

But this is the best bit................

:A charity which helps people with primordial dwarfism and other forms of restricted growth, the Walking With Giants Foundation, said the comments were a form of harassment — and called for talks with the Prime Minister.

FFS! You couldn't make it up could you.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#6
Apparently, this vacuous waste of space is donating her £100,000 fee for appearing to charity!
 
#7
She's a media whore. No better than any of the other Z listers that are prostituting themselves on this and other shows.

She's really making her husband look like a fool, and he really doesn't appear to need much help in that matter.
 
#8
The charity - Walking With Giants Foundation perchance?

Now that would show a sense of humour!
 
#9
Apropos Mrs B's supposed £150,000 appearance fee, it is reported that 100K will go to a charity (One assumes not Walking with Giants), 30K to herself (doubtless for the suffering the poor lamb is to endure) and 20K..... wait for it..... to Max Clifford who she is reported to have retained in some media capacity. Now, the 100K I applaud, the 30K is understandable human frailty, but retaining Clifford is the act of a woman bent on carving out some sort of Z List noteriety... on top of the sheet-draped photo and revealing that the "power" her husband "wields" is an aphrodesiac to other women....... Oh Mother of Parliaments, truely we get the political "masters" that we deserve. If ever there was a cue for revolution......
 
#10
Since nobody would have known her from a hole in the ground until her husband blagged the speaker's job, I would suggest she is milking it for all its worth. Her time in the sun will be short.

She appears to have done little in life apart from lie to get a job.

It says on wiki, so not an infallible source, that she hasn't sent her sprogs to grammar school because she is against the '11 plus' selection, I wonder if she sends them to the local comp, or has she gone down the Dianne Abbot route?

Like the majority of the political classes she is a hypocritical liar of the first water, going from Con to Lab without batting an eyelid. She will do well in the cesspit of modern British politics.

Hopefully the first BB test will the shower test with shower gel 'Zyklon B' (tm IG Farben.) I wouldn't imagine any of the contestants are educated enough to realise the consequences.
 
#11
Who cares about what she says as long as she gets her tits out. The look on Mr Bercow's face the next day on PMQ's would be priceless especially if Cameron were to say "Mr Speaker allow me to express my admiration for your wife's cracking tits"
 
#12
She did a good job of having the piss taken out of her on HIGNFY earlier in the year. Is she a real celeb or just after a few inches in the daily papers!

Oh and i've not watched BB yet.

And yes if she offered i would not say no!;-)
You seriously need to get a fucking life, there are plenty of fat birds that need shagging start there.
 
#13
I'd smash it all over the shop, and so would every other cnut on this forum. She's horn - in a kind of Anthea Turner on steroids kind of way. She's in this to win it - and she will. She'd be great in porn, and after this mularkey she'll hopefully end up in it.
 
#14
Would someone please smash the back doors in then hers followed by Jedwards head.
 
#15
I'd smash it all over the shop, and so would every other cnut on this forum. She's horn - in a kind of Anthea Turner on steroids kind of way. She's in this to win it - and she will. She'd be great in porn, and after this mularkey she'll hopefully end up in it.
You wrote that as if you meant it in a good way...

:)

Lits
 
#16
I can say that I have had the unique honour of telling John Bercow where to jump.

During the marathon my serial was based at Westminster tube station, and due to the volume of people coming down from the bridge we set up a one-way clockwise circuit around the tube station. This was received fairly well and you usually only had to tell the person once and they'd walk back around the street to get to the other entrance.

Up walks this silver haired man who tried to walk past me with two young girls in tow. I repeat, walk past a hi-vized uniformed police officer who is obviously part of a staggered cordon, with two children. When I stopped him, the conversation went something like this:
SN: Sorry sir, you need to turn around and go back up Derby Gate and down the embankment to get to the underpass
JB: But I need to go that way (pointing over my shoulder)
SN: (repeats instructions)
JB: I work there (pointing at the House of Commoners). I need to go there.
SN: (repeats instruction with a firm tone of voice)
JB: Do you know who I am?
SN: Yes Mr Bercow, and you need to (repeats instructions)
JB: I don't understand why I need to walk around.
SN: Because I am a police constable, and I am telling you to (repeats instructions).
JB: I want your shoulder number
SN: Here it is. Turn around, walk away before I arrest you for breach of the peace. Move

I felt a nice warm feeling down my spine as he stalked away looking sheepish with a few people taking snaps. Never did register a complaint either!

Re. her back doors, my moneys on the pikey in the pool
 
#17
Unbelievable! I wouldn't normally touch BB or any thread about it but I saw the reply by Lits who is one of our more cerebral posters. Imagine my surprise when I discover that almost without exception the posts on here are from our more respected members. Fair enough, we have all gathered to discuss chebs and chebbage but really gentlemen, standards please!
 
#18
You know she is just waiting to do them all when the time is right.
 
#19
One thing's for sure, Sally Bercow will never be short of a tampon whilst she's married to his diminutiveness.
 

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