Biff want a date for tonight - well, would you?

#2
Of course we all fucking would . . :nod:

I see she dressed up for the hunt for Mr Right (or Mr Just-passing-by)
 
#3
'The 20-year-old, who is studying History at Birmingham University, put together a 3ft sandwich board and cut a pathetic figure standing beside a busy main road advertising her loneliness.'

More like she cut a 3ft sandwich for her pathetic figure. Still, she might get some attention on the Bristol Road - and she might make a few quid at the same time.
 
#5
She is ugly and clearly not very bright or good company. She couldnt even be bothered to write in black ink on a white board in a clear font. I suspect she will still be standing by the side of the road this time tomorrow - if she hasnt been abducted by a group of nutters in a transit van.
 
#6
She is ugly and clearly not very bright or good company. She couldnt even be bothered to write in black ink on a white board in a clear font. I suspect she will still be standing by the side of the road this time tomorrow - if she hasnt been abducted by a group of nutters in a transit van.
Well at least she won't be alone tonight then.
 
#7
Fussy bar-stewards, and why just single me out?

I wouldnt stop though, she looks a bit Pikey and if she jumped out at me, Id expect her to be followed by some tw@t with a window spongee, squirting pish and soap on me windscreen.
 
#8
some of the comments are rather funny ,

We live in a sad world. There so many lonely people in Britain today. This is as a result of the PC brigade actively fighting for everyones rights except the normal nuclear family structure and stable monogamous relationships. Society has become fragmented, selfish and uncaring.
can daily mail readers just turn everything into a politcal debate about race/pc/socity. its because she is a fat kangorrillapig and she is probilly shit in bed .
 
#9
"I'm hoping a fit guy will take pity on me"

If she worried more about being in shape herself and not what blokes look like she might not have been dumped.

I hope that curry shes having with the rom com is low fat....
 
#10
She is ugly and clearly not very bright or good company. She couldnt even be bothered to write in black ink on a white board in a clear font. I suspect she will still be standing by the side of the road this time tomorrow - if she hasnt been abducted by a group of nutters in a transit van.
Whatsat? I can't hear you for the starter on my van!
 

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#11
What is she studying at uni/college? Bunny Boiling?
 
#13
Course I would, pity shes a Ginger, but, if she'll help me get into the cialis pack, (Unfortunately, time and prescription medicine takes its toll)I'll get her a Happy Meal, some toys and give her a night to remember.
 
#14
Very funny and a very brave girl too! If only she hadnt done that. They might not have found her naked corpse in a ditch
Fixed that for you.
 

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She is ugly and clearly not very bright or good company. She couldnt even be bothered to write in black ink on a white board in a clear font. I suspect she will still be standing by the side of the road this time tomorrow - if she hasnt been abducted by a group of nutters in a transit van.
It's your turn to drive this time by the way
 
#20
You would be suprised just how far a kick in the balls and some nails into a face can go Mr!
You'd be surprised how much I would pay for that!
 
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