Biff want a date for tonight - well, would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunoficarus, Feb 14, 2011.

  1. Of course we all fucking would . . :nod:

    I see she dressed up for the hunt for Mr Right (or Mr Just-passing-by)
  2. 'The 20-year-old, who is studying History at Birmingham University, put together a 3ft sandwich board and cut a pathetic figure standing beside a busy main road advertising her loneliness.'

    More like she cut a 3ft sandwich for her pathetic figure. Still, she might get some attention on the Bristol Road - and she might make a few quid at the same time.
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    What a fucking mongoloid.
  4. She is ugly and clearly not very bright or good company. She couldnt even be bothered to write in black ink on a white board in a clear font. I suspect she will still be standing by the side of the road this time tomorrow - if she hasnt been abducted by a group of nutters in a transit van.
  5. Well at least she won't be alone tonight then.
  6. Fussy bar-stewards, and why just single me out?

    I wouldnt stop though, she looks a bit Pikey and if she jumped out at me, Id expect her to be followed by some tw@t with a window spongee, squirting pish and soap on me windscreen.
  7. some of the comments are rather funny ,

    can daily mail readers just turn everything into a politcal debate about race/pc/socity. its because she is a fat kangorrillapig and she is probilly shit in bed .
  8. "I'm hoping a fit guy will take pity on me"

    If she worried more about being in shape herself and not what blokes look like she might not have been dumped.

    I hope that curry shes having with the rom com is low fat....
  9. Whatsat? I can't hear you for the starter on my van!
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What is she studying at uni/college? Bunny Boiling?
  11. Very funny and a very brave girl too! If only life was that simple lol
  12. Course I would, pity shes a Ginger, but, if she'll help me get into the cialis pack, (Unfortunately, time and prescription medicine takes its toll)I'll get her a Happy Meal, some toys and give her a night to remember.
  13. Fixed that for you.
  14. You would be suprised just how far a kick in the balls and some nails into a face can go Mr!