Bid Up to $ 3 Mil for Virgin

#1
Natalie Dylan is hoping to pay for her college tuition [ she wants to become a Marriage Counselor and Therapist ] by auctioning off her virginity.

She is being sponsored by the Nevada Tourist Mecca, the Bunny Ranch, which is providing the location for the deed..

I was thinking that $ 3 mil is a bit steep, though she is not a bad looking little bit of fluff.. Still, Rohypnol or a taser would be cheaper...you'd have to pass on the subdued red lighting and cheesy decor and the resultant interviews on CNN afterwards, though...
 
#2
Picture of said creature?

Have to view the goods before spending!!
 
#4
Now, how about some evidence that she's genuinely a virgin. They can do wonders with cosmetic surgery these days, you know.

Anal virginity is acceptable, I assume.
 
#8
Who pays to have sex with virgins, apart from Arabs? She's not that hot, won't have a clue about blowies, will probably over-compensate and won't last longer than a minute. That's $50,000 a second.

I'm out.
 

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#12
It's cheaper to just get a ticket to Newcastle, if you can't get your hole on a night out up there then you really will need to save up :lol:

Anyway is she a real virgin or another one of these american virgins who have taken it up the arrse for the last 5 years just so they can say they're still a virgin, well a virgin with an arrsehold like a clowns pocket?
 
#17
Anyone who was incredibly cynical (like me for example) would think it was some kind of advertising ploy for the bunny ranch....
 
#19
Depreciation on that bint has to be worse than a brand new Porsche Cayenne ugly thing and an Alfa Romeo v6 put together! $3m one night - $80 one night later to scuttle her in a dirty alley somewhere
 

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#20
Just go Muslim, blow yourself up and you will get 72 virgins :twisted:
 

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