Find out if there are any SPAMS in the immediate vicinity who may need "vinegar" for their French Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkey Fries, and ask them if they would be so kind as to pass it along. I understand that they can receive parcels just fine.
Agree with you there Mighty. Tastes like 'off' lemonade (as does all champers).
In GWI, I managed to send through half a dozen top quality German porn mags, wrapped inside local newspapers. My mate, Scouse Jones (if any of you GW1 veterans remember him) was extremely pleased with them !!