Last Saturday, I received the first "Bezzering" i'd had since I left the Army. It was only then that I realised how much i'd missed the phenomenon. I wasn't a big bezzerer myself. Occasionally, if I was really mangoed, i'd agree to help out at someones house or slightly embellish a story that put me in a better light than had really been the case. But there was a guy at 30 Sigs, who was the undoubted world champion. As soon as he got in the fcuking NAAFI he started. He'd have one pint and start saying things like "It's great knocking around with you lads." People would start groaning and as the pints got thrown back he'd get worse. "Your a fcuking great mate, you are AFKAC" "If I won the lottery, i'd give you fcuking half, no all of it." "I want you to be my best man" (He was already married) "I'd take a fcuking shot for you mate." (We're in the Signals you knob) "Theres fcuking no-one would come between me and my mates, fcuking no-one, i tell ya" "We're like the Three Musketeers us" (Theres 5 of us, you plank) It would go one like this for an hour or two until we ditched the boring tw*t. As we climbed into the sneakily booked cabs, he'd come roaring out of the bogs, trying to get his knob back in. You could see him crying in the street like Willem Dafoe on the "Platoon" poster" shouting "Laaaaads. Laaaaads" He never took the fcuking hint though. He'd pay full whack for his own taxi and catch up with us in Nuneatons greatest night spot, The Bonking Donkey. Bezzering. Has it happened to you?? Or are you a serial bezzerer?? Confess your best bezzering moment or most outlandish promise/compliment.