Beyonce's caught the same disease as Michael Jackson

[sunoficarus]

Reminds me of Ice Cubes comment about MJ - 'That Michael Jackson, he the most racist motherfucker I know, he hate black people so much, he turned himself into a white man'.


Beyonce Knowles: Why I believe she is betraying all black and Asian Women | Mail Online

 

[Proper_Gander]

what a load of shite.

white people like to get a tan that is as dark as possible.
black people want to be as pale as possible.

 

[stacker1]

These bloody newspaper reporters see outrage everywhere don't they.
How many white birds like having a dark tan?
How many gwas dye their hair?
How many women dye their hair blonde?
How many white blokes have dreads?
How many people have cosmetic surgery?
Fuck all to do with people denying their heritage.

I think she made up the stories about the kids she knows, that one about the black kid trying to scrub his skin white seems to crop up every few months or so.

 

[mildperil]

Dear Yasmin,

You're rats and Asian,

Get over it.

Love,

Mildperil

 

[jarrod248]

what a load of shite.

white people like to get a tan that is as dark as possible.
black people want to be as pale as possible.

Now that's not strictly true as since I got prickly heat in Greece I try and keep out of too much sun.

 

[Proper_Gander]

Now that's not strictly true as since I got prickly heat in Greece I try and keep out of too much sun.

okay, but the ideal of beauty in europe is being dark. the fact that you stay out of the sun doesn't change that.

in africa/carribean/asia is being pale.

 

[HectortheInspector]

Wow! I didn't know paedophilia was contagious!
Was that why he used to wear the surgical mask all the time?
After all, wanting to be a different colour isn't a disease. (Says the man with a green avatar)

 

[jarrod248]

okay, but the ideal of beauty in europe is being dark. the fact that you stay out of the sun doesn't change that.

in africa/carribean/asia is being pale.

You saying I'm not beautiful, I'm hurt and shocked.

 

[Proper_Gander]

You saying I'm not beautiful, I'm hurt and shocked.

you'll have to deal with it i'm afraid.

there's no way around it, i fancy poo coloured people.

 

[jarrod248]

you'll have to deal with it i'm afraid.

there's no way around it, i fancy poo coloured people.

Seeing as it's you I'll lather myself in bisto and lard.

 

[mac_uk]

Now that's not strictly true as since I got prickly heat in Greece I try and keep out of too much sun.

Who's sons do you try to keep out of?

 

[Proper_Gander]

Seeing as it's you I'll lather myself in bisto and lard.

all well and good, but how are you going to imitate the smell?

and will do a mangina and purse your lips to try and seduce me? i won't be fooled otherwise.

 

[jarrod248]

Who's sons do you try to keep out of?

Anyone who is Iranian. Then I've heard they are well hung.

 

[sunoficarus]

Now that's not strictly true as since I got prickly heat in Greece I try and keep out of too much sun.

Tell the bugger to shave first.

 

[jarrod248]

all well and good, but how are you going to imitate the smell?

and will do a mangina and purse your lips to try and seduce me? i won't be fooled otherwise.

I'll roll around in some gone off prawns and put tuna chunks in my panties.

 

[ex_colonial]

These bloody newspaper reporters see outrage everywhere don't they.
How many white birds like having a dark tan?
How many gwas dye their hair?
How many women dye their hair blonde?
How many white blokes have dreads?
How many people have cosmetic surgery?
Fuck all to do with people denying their heritage.

I think she made up the stories about the kids she knows, that one about the black kid trying to scrub his skin white seems to crop up every few months or so.

Ithink this woman is just desperate for publicity and just jumps on the colour/race/religion bandwagon everytime!! Even this LABOUR MP thinks she's an idiot :- The absurdity of Yasmin Alibhai-Brown , you know that she is a nut when the Labour lot have a go at her!!

 

[Roger_The_Cat]

Non story. Nothing to get outraged about.

Women. They all smell the same in the dark

 

[ouyin]

Ithink this woman is just desperate for publicity and just jumps on the colour/race/religion bandwagon everytime!! Even this LABOUR MP thinks she's an idiot :- The absurdity of Yasmin Alibhai-Brown , you know that she is a nut when the Labour lot have a go at her!!

She's also a nut who has read arrse in the past and has taken exception to it.

So, Alibhai-Brown, your pathetic dribblings are one of the reasons my family stopped reading the Independent, your gobby opinions are racist shite and you only continue to get printed because you're controversial enough to piss off everybody, all the time, creating your very own market comprised solely of people who enjoy making themselves angry.

In short, fuck off.

 

[Boozy]

Wow! I didn't know paedophilia was contagious!
Was that why he used to wear the surgical mask all the time?
After all, wanting to be a different colour isn't a disease. (Says the man with a green avatar)

Made oi larf

After reading the article I have to say its a load of balls

In most countries, even in Africa and on the Indian sub-continent, black and dark brown skin and frizzy hair are seen as an impairment and a curse.

Read more: Beyonce Knowles: Why I believe she is betraying all black and Asian Women | Mail Online

My very first bf was an asian guy, he was a total sun worshipper. I asked him once (wondering why someone with dark skin already would sunbathe) and he replied that asians can tan and he did it to make himself look healthier "asians need vitamin D too you know". Many other black and asian girl mates from uni (originally from africa and india, not brits) were the first ones to hit the park at the slightest hint of sunshine. So I don't think they can have found dark skin a curse!

I on the other hand have snow white skin, I get complimented on it all the time and never intentionally set out to get a tan. I have only ever used fake tan once in my entire life for a formal and would never use it again because it's too much hassle and it looks god awful. Especially when it rains or you are out and someone spills their drink on you.

 

[roninxix]

No matter how light her skin gets she still got Dinghy lips!