Beyonce's caught the same disease as Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunoficarus, Feb 18, 2011.

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  1. what a load of shite.

    white people like to get a tan that is as dark as possible.
    black people want to be as pale as possible.
     
  2. These bloody newspaper reporters see outrage everywhere don't they.
    How many white birds like having a dark tan?
    How many gwas dye their hair?
    How many women dye their hair blonde?
    How many white blokes have dreads?
    How many people have cosmetic surgery?
    Fuck all to do with people denying their heritage.

    I think she made up the stories about the kids she knows, that one about the black kid trying to scrub his skin white seems to crop up every few months or so.
     
  3. Dear Yasmin,

    You're rats and Asian,

    Get over it.

    Love,

    Mildperil
     
  4. Now that's not strictly true as since I got prickly heat in Greece I try and keep out of too much sun.
     
  5. okay, but the ideal of beauty in europe is being dark. the fact that you stay out of the sun doesn't change that.

    in africa/carribean/asia is being pale.
     
  6. Wow! I didn't know paedophilia was contagious!
    Was that why he used to wear the surgical mask all the time?
    After all, wanting to be a different colour isn't a disease. (Says the man with a green avatar)
     
  7. You saying I'm not beautiful, I'm hurt and shocked.
     
  8. you'll have to deal with it i'm afraid.

    there's no way around it, i fancy poo coloured people.
     
  9. Seeing as it's you I'll lather myself in bisto and lard.
     
  10. Who's sons do you try to keep out of?
     
  11. all well and good, but how are you going to imitate the smell?

    and will do a mangina and purse your lips to try and seduce me? i won't be fooled otherwise.
     
  12. Anyone who is Iranian. Then I've heard they are well hung.
     
  13. Tell the bugger to shave first.
     
  14. I'll roll around in some gone off prawns and put tuna chunks in my panties.