Even Guilfest looks better this year with Razorlight and James Blunt..............Pity though as I will be in Ibiza living it large innit.
I thought Glastonbury was all about rock & roll? Don't see what's rock & rolling about this gurner other than well presented thighs and buttocks with a hint of exposed decollatage up top!
You're so predictable Jarrod.
Bingo's not my thing but perhaps you should make it yours. Might give you a new look on life. Anyone who has your puerile, dull outlook on life needs a hobby outside the internet.
Alternatively you could get laid more often, it might channel some of those frustrations you're storing up.
As a last resort I hear counsellors will tackle anyone with issues, even yours.