Beyonce - If I was a boy

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smudge67, Oct 28, 2008.

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  1. I quite like this song - despite it being a bit girly. Anyway...the lyrics seem to be putting the fellas down. So I've written my own version (it's better if you read it along when the song's playing.

    If I were a bint
    I’d talk shite all the day
    I’d roll outta bed in the morning
    Spend hours in the bathroom then go
    Quaf wine with the sluts
    Suck cock for fag-butts
    I’d lick it for who I wanted
    And I’d never get confronted for it.
    Then they’d stick it up me.

    If I were a bint
    I couldn’t live without man
    How it feels to change a lightbulb
    I swear I’d like to be a man.
    I’d talk til it hurts
    And piss off all the blerks
    When I’ve lost the one I’d looked at
    Cause I looked just like a skip rat
    And everything you had got destroyed

    If I were a bint
    I’d glue my hand to my phone
    Talk until it’s broken
    Then wonder why I’m sleepin’ alone
    I’d put myself first
    Let men pay as I go
    Cause I know that he’ll be hopin’
    To smash my back doors in at home

    It’s a little too late for me to shave my clack
    Say its just a mistake
    Hope he’ll forgive me for that
    If you thought I would wax for you
    You thought wrong

    But I’m just a bint
    Thick as mince
    Yeah I don’t understand
    How it feels to love a girl someday
    I wish I was a big strong man
    I don’t listen to him
    I don’t care if he’s right
    Then I’ll lose the one I wanted
    Cause I’ve taken him for granted
    And everything you have got destroyed
    But I’m just a bint
  2. You've got way too much time on your hands lad. :D
  3. Glad to see I'm not the only one shamelessly dodging work.
  4. It's a mystery of humanity, that a person who can't be bothered to put the effort into their work will instead expend three times the effort doing something totally pointless to fill the time.

    Smudge, :salut: for creativeness. Do you do requests?
  5. I'll try! Unless it's "shoot yourself" :)
  6. Will have a look. Will need to find the song so I can hear what it should sound like. You tube doesn't work on MoD.
  7. Most amusing Smudge. Made me chuckle. Good work fellah!
  8. Even if you can't come up with some lyrics, I'm sure you'll enjoy watching the video ;)
  9. Considering one of them is supposed to be a post-op bloke, then yes he probably will...... :wink:
  10. What is a Beyonce?
  11. 8O
  12. Surely it should be 'if i were a boy'??
  13. ARGH. Thats just ruined it. Which one?
  14. Wait, what?!? 8O