Beyonce - If I was a boy

#1
I quite like this song - despite it being a bit girly. Anyway...the lyrics seem to be putting the fellas down. So I've written my own version (it's better if you read it along when the song's playing.



If I were a bint
I’d talk shite all the day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
Spend hours in the bathroom then go
Quaf wine with the sluts
Suck cock for fag-butts
I’d lick it for who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Then they’d stick it up me.

[Chorus]
If I were a bint
I couldn’t live without man
How it feels to change a lightbulb
I swear I’d like to be a man.
I’d talk til it hurts
And piss off all the blerks
When I’ve lost the one I’d looked at
Cause I looked just like a skip rat
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a bint
I’d glue my hand to my phone
Talk until it’s broken
Then wonder why I’m sleepin’ alone
I’d put myself first
Let men pay as I go
Cause I know that he’ll be hopin’
To smash my back doors in at home

(Chorus)
It’s a little too late for me to shave my clack
Say its just a mistake
Hope he’ll forgive me for that
If you thought I would wax for you
You thought wrong

(Chorus)
But I’m just a bint
Thick as mince
Yeah I don’t understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
I wish I was a big strong man
I don’t listen to him
I don’t care if he’s right
Then I’ll lose the one I wanted
Cause I’ve taken him for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But I’m just a bint
 
#2
smudge67 said:
I quite like this song - despite it being a bit girly. Anyway...the lyrics seem to be putting the fellas down. So I've written my own version (it's better if you read it along when the song's playing.



If I were a bint
I’d talk shite all the day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
Spend hours in the bathroom then go
Quaf wine with the sluts
Suck c*** for fag-butts
I’d lick it for who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Then they’d stick it up me.

[Chorus]
If I were a bint
I couldn’t live without man
How it feels to change a lightbulb
I swear I’d like to be a man.
I’d talk til it hurts
And urine off all the blerks
When I’ve lost the one I’d looked at
Cause I looked just like a skip rat
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a bint
I’d glue my hand to my phone
Talk until it’s broken
Then wonder why I’m sleepin’ alone
I’d put myself first
Let men pay as I go
Cause I know that he’ll be hopin’
To smash my back doors in at home

(Chorus)
It’s a little too late for me to shave my clack
Say its just a mistake
Hope he’ll forgive me for that
If you thought I would wax for you
You thought wrong

(Chorus)
But I’m just a bint
Thick as mince
Yeah I don’t understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
I wish I was a big strong man
I don’t listen to him
I don’t care if he’s right
Then I’ll lose the one I wanted
Cause I’ve taken him for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But I’m just a bint
You've got way too much time on your hands lad. :D
 
#4
It's a mystery of humanity, that a person who can't be bothered to put the effort into their work will instead expend three times the effort doing something totally pointless to fill the time.

Smudge, :salut: for creativeness. Do you do requests?
 
#5
Bravo_Zulu said:
It's a mystery of humanity, that a person who can't be bothered to put the effort into their work will instead expend three times the effort doing something totally pointless to fill the time.

Smudge, :salut: for creativeness. Do you do requests?
I'll try! Unless it's "shoot yourself" :)
 
#10
Bravo_Zulu said:
Even if you can't come up with some lyrics, I'm sure you'll enjoy watching the video ;)
Considering one of them is supposed to be a post-op bloke, then yes he probably will...... :wink:
 
#14
Bravo_Zulu said:
devilish said:
Bravo_Zulu said:
Even if you can't come up with some lyrics, I'm sure you'll enjoy watching the video ;)
Considering one of them is supposed to be a post-op bloke, then yes he probably will...... :wink:
8O
ARGH. Thats just ruined it. Which one?
 

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