Beware the poisoned carpet

#2
It probably put cling-film on its cunt and went for a jog.

Gopping, hideous petri-dishes of frightfulness. Good job they feel so soft on the end of my fist.
 
#3
It probably put cling-film on its cunt and went for a jog.

Gopping, hideous petri-dishes of frightfulness. Good job they feel so soft on the end of my fist.
Mmmm so romantic!
 
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Mark The Convict

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#5
I'm disappointed; the title made me think that Angela Merkel had submitted to her incipient lesbian tendencies and ingested a lethal dose of Zyklon-B from her stolen Jewish Nazi office rug. Tch!
 
#6
The poisonous pussy, the toxic twat, the murderous minge, the lethal labia, the killing cunt (ok it`s a k and not a c but you try and find an appropriate word to rhyme with cunt )
 
#8
This is precisely why you should always thoroughly scrub the vile creatures vagina out with bleach and a wire wool brush.

Ok, admittedly I usually do it post mortum prior to rolling their corpse into a canal after a prolonged and frenzied sexual assault but the principal still stands.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#10
#11
To prevent this sort of thing just use rubber dam (also available in latex free!)

Oral Dam Demonstration - YouTube
I once asked my dentist if I could have a couple of dental dams. As he was looking through the supply cabinet, his sweet young dental assistant asked what he was looking for. "[The patient] wants a couple of dental dams." "What do you want those for?" she asked looking back and forth at the two of us. "The doctor will explain that to you after I leave," and I was already headed toward the door.
 
#13
"Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband"

Major Licker?
 
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