Beware the poisoned carpet

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  1. It probably put cling-film on its cunt and went for a jog.

    Gopping, hideous petri-dishes of frightfulness. Good job they feel so soft on the end of my fist.
     
  2. Mmmm so romantic!
     
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  3. This sort of thing's bound to leave a nasty taste in the mouth.
     
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  4. I'm disappointed; the title made me think that Angela Merkel had submitted to her incipient lesbian tendencies and ingested a lethal dose of Zyklon-B from her stolen Jewish Nazi office rug. Tch!
     
  5. fu2

    fu2 LE

    The poisonous pussy, the toxic twat, the murderous minge, the lethal labia, the killing cunt (ok it`s a k and not a c but you try and find an appropriate word to rhyme with cunt )
     
  6. Because I am a pedantic prick with OCD, I feel the need to point out that it is alliteration rather that a rhyme.
     
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  7. This is precisely why you should always thoroughly scrub the vile creatures vagina out with bleach and a wire wool brush.

    Ok, admittedly I usually do it post mortum prior to rolling their corpse into a canal after a prolonged and frenzied sexual assault but the principal still stands.
     
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  8. What a coincidence, my health care professional recently diagnosed me as ODD.
     
  9. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  10. I once asked my dentist if I could have a couple of dental dams. As he was looking through the supply cabinet, his sweet young dental assistant asked what he was looking for. "[The patient] wants a couple of dental dams." "What do you want those for?" she asked looking back and forth at the two of us. "The doctor will explain that to you after I leave," and I was already headed toward the door.
     
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    Seemed relevant.
     
  12. "Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband"

    Major Licker?
     
  13. I wonder if knob-cheese get toxic after a few weeks?
     
  14. my crotch did honk after a summer Med-Man.