Allow me to post this as a warning to anyone who ignores the sharp irritating itch that grows round your rusty bullet if you dare to fail to wipe properly. I had to snap off a reasonably quick one this morning, firm, semi solid and split into two veiny weetabix sized turds. As usual, I wiped once, inspected, saw that despite it feeling like a clean break the paper looked like I'd rubbed it on a half stuck jobbie mid crimp. I sat back, forced more out until my socket puckered from over squeezing, a couple of quick wipes, then a check wipe. Confirmation that I'd over forced my hoop was evidenced by a couple blobs of blood on the bog paper, otherwise as clean as a new pin. I pulled up my trolleys, content that my trumping rivet was spotless, sniffed my hands incase I'd touched musk during a wipe. Washed them and went about my business. Later on in the day, a bit of driving, a meeting or two, some phone calls, no lunges or anything dung inducing and I found I had developed a severly itchy botty. A feeling similar to how you imagine someone trying to jam a pickled onion monster munch up your back eye might feel. Through my jeans I had a relieving itch, prod and rummage round, sniff test again made me recoil in shock as it minged like the inside of an arse. A quick retreat to the gents revealed this:- I have no idea how I managed to shart this blob of fizzy gravy into my kecks. No liquid, its like some fucker prairie dogged out of my hoop with a big brown chalk stick and crayoned on my shreddies. Anyone else got shitty pant pics to share or stories of anal NDs without any signs, symptoms or signals?