Beware of them there gayers...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cold_Collation, Nov 30, 2012.

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  1. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

  2. Is that before Cyril Smith put on weight?
  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Don't forget their brothers-in-arms.
  4. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    I was on that track - or Savile before he bleached.

    If people'd just heeded the warnings...
  5. Or before Jimmy bought a blonde wig.
  6. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    You're down in the New Forest. You don't have them down there. Everyone knows they flock to cities, set up ghettoes and listen to Bronski Beat.

    Trumpet indeed. Posting the video was warning enough. I'm beginning to see how it happens now...
  7. Is that a bit like being a flamer?
  8. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Well, his arse'll be on fire if he doesn't heed the warnings in that video... that, or trumpet-shaped. Maybe HIS post was a warning.

    Or a cry for help.
  9. Tierney you've no need to worry.
  10. Go on, admit it, you have a crispy foot fetish.
  11. They ought to have made films warning gayers about the grinning, freckly little bum-hawkers who hung around on every American street corner, plying their trade under the pretence of 'hitch-hiking', though the giveaway is the fact that they call it 'thumbing a ride'. Many a good one-hunnerd-per-cent all-American bender has been ruined by some little tramp in a hat with a propeller on it, blowing him in the back seat for a glass of milk and a plate of cookies.
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  12. Little too much depth of knowledge there me old mate.
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  13. All that's in the past now. You want to bum small boys in America in this day and age, and Obama will pay for it on welfare. Mitt Romney said so, so it must be true.
  14. I thought Jarrod drove a Mercedes, not some chromed up Yank ocean liner.
    Pay heed young man, your sphincter is in the balance.
  15. I like the phrase, " They may appear normal" fucking class!!