She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Bettymoo, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Bettymoo, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Bettymoo, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Bettymoo, she'd crush a man to death.
I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.
Sweaty Bettymoo, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Bettymoo, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Bettymoo, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Bettymoo, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Bettymoo makes my willy hard.